Many years ago I owned a '63 convertible (actually a roadster because I had the hard top too) and when it was time to sell I included the standard litany "never been hit, never driven in the snow, never driven in the rain, never bblah-blah-blah".
Now people are going to have to include "never been buried in a sinkhole".
Now people are going to have to include "never been buried in a sinkhole".