Dear AGOA..........

I went to Target today to see what the clearance hype is all about. Nothing really caught my eye.
:dunno:

Guess I like the good stuff? :dunno:
 
With your uncontrollable urge to buy things and your probably now well stocked shelves and a freshly detailed car you are probably wondering what you are going to do next with all those bottles of product? I have just the solution for you.....

I can come take your car out for a drive, get it nice and dirty, then return it to you so can experience the joy of detailing your car all over again as if it were the first time once more!

You will get to satisfy your urge to buy more stuff because you will have the opportunity to use more of it so it will be a totally justified purchase for you.

On top of that you get to gain more valuable detailing experience and the opportunity to review more products as you get the choice to try new ones as you detail your car again!

I can offer my service to make your car detail ready anytime you get the desire to detail your car but it looks too pretty and is not swirled enough to be detailed just yet.

I am here to feed your detailing addiction by ensuring your car can be always ready for the next detailing urge, especially when you need justification to purchase more products.

I will take your car from looking perfect like this:

rojh.jpg


And I will transform your car into a vehicle that is a perfect candidate for your urge to detail! It will come out looking swirled and ready for your detailing addiction to be satisfied. Here is an example of the quality of swirling I can add to your car for you:

xpzx.jpg


Bird bombs, mud, dirt, grease, and road film will be included at no extra cost to you!
 
With your uncontrollable urge to buy things and your probably now well stocked shelves and a freshly detailed car you are probably wondering what you are going to do next with all those bottles of product? I have just the solution for you.....

I can come take your car out for a drive, get it nice and dirty, then return it to you so can experience the joy of detailing your car all over again as if it were the first time once more!

You will get to satisfy your urge to buy more stuff because you will have the opportunity to use more of it so it will be a totally justified purchase for you.

On top of that you get to gain more valuable detailing experience and the opportunity to review more products as you get the choice to try new ones as you detail your car again!

I can offer my service to make your car detail ready anytime you get the desire to detail your car but it looks too pretty and is not swirled enough to be detailed just yet.

I am here to feed your detailing addiction by ensuring your car can be always ready for the next detailing urge, especially when you need justification to purchase more products.

I will take your car from looking perfect like this:

rojh.jpg


And I will transform your car into a vehicle that is a perfect candidate for your urge to detail! It will come out looking swirled and ready for your detailing addiction to be satisfied. Here is an example of the quality of swirling I can add to your car for you:

xpzx.jpg


Bird bombs, mud, dirt, grease, and road film will be included at no extra cost to you!


almost had to call 911 after reading your post. just the thought of someone else driving the "Silver Bullet" is enough to send my blood pressure through the roof. i'll just double up on the blood prssure pills. i appreciate the offer, not really, but it seems like you are on the left coast switch will be kinda hard to stop on buy to dirty her up. thanks again tho

the kindness of the AGO community never ceases to amaze me!

:dblthumb2:
 
I think I can beat you on this obsession valleyrider :)

Well... (moment of silence)

Well a car I know" "personally" has been repainted, it was never sanded and buffed, it was just handed over in that condition.

Painter did a pretty good job. It is not going to win any awards though.

The thought of sanding down the whole repainted front end and buffing it out has crossed my mind,
I would like to add that I do have the tools and know how to actually do it safely. Plus have done a PTG reading and it reads that it has been repainted.

It is currently opti coated so I would have to opti coat it again. (Not a big deal)

Orange peel is pretty good, unless you stare. But the dirts is what is bugging me.

Well I'll ask TNOG and The Detail Meet April 5Th what they think.
 
If I have recently washed my car and I see an unavoidable puddle on the road, I try to slow down as much as possible so the spray doesn't come up and dirty the bodywork.
 
oh, don't get me started on that daggum sprinkler shooting out in the road!!!!!! i start getting heart palpitations when i see that!!!!

:eek:

My detail hazard hall of fame: sprinklers;
Gardeners with the gas blowers;
paint sprayers;
anytime I walk out of a store and see a minivan parked next me to... Even though I parked 10 spaces away from any other car;
the words from my service advisor at the dealer: we're just getting it washed up for you and it will be up in a moment;
Riding behind any big rig or construction vehicle;

It is a sickness. Think we can get mandated time away from work to sort-out our addictions?
 
Is it Pinnacle Black Onyx?

Sent from my SPH-M930 using AG Online

Negative. As with all my other discoveries. They are a mix of a little bit of everything. All Pro Line.

The new scent I thought of. (Mixed up might I add)

And this research I just started, but I think opti coat should be topped.
 
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