This was my first real detail...It was 1999 and I was 16 years old...I had my 1986 Iroc-Z Camaro...I had joined a local F-Body car club called F-Bodies Unlimited...I was young so I didn't get to do a whole lot with them but when the guys would tell me something I would take it as gold...One of the guys in club was a Zaino Reseller...It was on...We had a meet and he came in with his 1987 Iroc-Z with a LT1 and T56 swap and the car was just as clean and sexy as I thought a car could be...That sold me...I had to have my car be that shiny...
However there was a couple issues...Well first was the fact I was a broke high school kid who was spending his spare money on trying to be coolest kid I could be and hang out with people who I thought were the bees knees...So I couldn't afford a buffer...Second issue was the fact that a couple weeks before finding this club I was driving around with a prospective girlfriend who was dressed somewhat bountiful and I kinda tapped the back of a guys LTD at an intersection while I was completely out of mind staring at her chest (I was 16...I wasn't looking at her personality...I'm at least honest)...Third issue is I had no clue WTF I was doing...When someone asked if I ever clay barred a car I asked them why I would put mud on a perfectly clean car...
So on I went on my quest for the shrine that was the shiny paint and slick looking car that would surely make me that much more irresistible to the ladies...At 16 there isn't much more that matters...I asked Bob (I remember his real name but for the protection of his reputation I will leave his name as bob) what I should do...We had a walk around my car and he said I needed a repaint on my front bumper...Which I told him couldn't happen as I didn't have that kinda money...And I couldn't ask my parents for it as I would have to explain why I tapped the LTD...SO he told me my next best idea was to get a bra for the car...Which was $50...I could handle that...Then I asked how I would go about getting my car shiny...He said he would share his secrets with me BUT first I had to pony up $160 for the end all be all detailing kit from Zaino...I of course said "Hell to the yes!!" and made plans to meet with him a few weeks later after I had the bra and the $160 for the kit...He showed me how I was saving so much money on it and all that...
I remember the kit...It was a clay bar, clay lube (qd also z6), the locking liquid (it was gray), the wax liquid (it was pink), z-6, a sticker and a special bonus prize since I was so cool of a HIGH END microfiber...I was the bees knees and I thought everyone knew it...He showed me how to use it all for an additional $40...So for $200 I had it all...Or so I thought...He only showed me on the fender as he didn't have time for the whole car as he said his detailing rate was $100 an hour and I only had $40...So after the detailing instructions from who I thought was my Mr.Miagi to me the karate kid I was ready to get to work...
I went home and washed the car with dawn...And I scrubbed the hell out of the car with my tire brush and my sponge...Then came the clay...I literally was pouring it on the paint...So much it took the entire bottle of the Zaino clay lube and 2 bottles of Mothers QD to finish the car...My mom had made me some sammiches so I put the lay bar in my pocket for safe keeping because what better place to keep it then in your baggy jort pockets?
After eating and finishing the clay of the car it was time for the lock coat of Z1 (I believe)...I slathered the car in it thinking more is better right? Yea not so much...I had this stuff EVERYWHERE! At one point my dad told me the idea was to polish the car and not my shins...But I got it done...I then wiped it off with one of my mom finest bath towels as it was soft and surely would only glide on the paint...
After that was done I put a coat of Z2 on the car...Once again slathering it everywhere...I let this coat sit on the paint for like 8 hours because it had to soak in good...After all that was said and done I used the same towel that I took the Z1 off to take the Z2 off...But of coarse I flipped it over to not have the Z1 and Z2 touch as I figured if they crossed streams the world would blow up...
Now that the car was looking like a gem I hit it with the Z6 and a new bath towel...I knew my mom would get mad about me using so many of her towels but she would have to understand that this was a rough job and needed to be done...
After that was all done I then went to work on the engine...As my TPI 305 had to be hot too...I had already weeks before made my own RAM AIR INDUCTION to the split filters on the car with dryer duct running from it to the front of the car secured with zip ties and soup cans to make sure the air flowed right...Bob didn't say anything about the engine so I called him...He said the best idea for me was to go buy a bunch or armorall tire stuff and spray it all over the engine and to be very liberal with the application as I need to hit all the stuff under there...So I went through 4 bottles of the armorall spray stuff...I soaked the engine...Let it sit for 12 hours...
The car looked stunning...Here is a picture I dug up:
Sadly a few weeks after this picture a guy I went to school with rear-ended the car doing 35mph and totaled it...
I then started the process over with this:
1989 5.0 Notch
Then I blew this car up...Dropped a 331 in it and sprayed it until I felt better about life...Then blew the T5 up and sold it...
Then I bought this...
1991 5.0 LX
This car got the same Zaino and Armorall Treatment and then I forgot to pull the ebrake and we lived on a hill and it rolled into a tree...So it got ended up with a white hood and fobra badging...This car already had a 347 in it so what was next? Spray the crank out of it...Then I sold it...
Then comes about 6 years later and I decide to hit my 2002 Gt with some zaino action...
Since I had already thrown more money then the car was worth at it I had to get it clean...LOL
And now it bring us to present day where I only have Zaino Leather CLeaner and conditioner in my garage and I have found much better ways to live my detailing life...