I love some of these comments...everything from practical advice to life philosophy
Anyway - just to add another layer to the discussion...
I actually enjoy washing and detailing my cars, but the enjoyment greatly diminishes after about an hour/90mins, especially after my arms get tired. I really like to play (and watch) golf, hang out with the fam and generally plan other household/gardening projects during my weekends. I really only see myself dragging out the hose and car wash supplies about once a month during the warm months. I think if I added some extra tools into the mix, it may cut the time down considerably and make cleaning more enjoyable AND family friendly.
Here's what I'm thinking:
No time or patience for polishing, hand waxing, claying, etc. (I can live with small swirls in the clear coat if it still looks great from a distance)
On fairly dirty DD(my Impala):
1. In shaded area, rinse with hose, focusing water pressue on bad areas
2. Gilmour foamaster II presoak - apply mix of meguiars apc and regular cheap car wash, let sit for 5min but not dry. Intend to soften tar, bugs, sap etc. (maybe soft brush scrub or mf mitt)
3. Rinse with hose water (I'm hoping that this would accomplish some decontamination w/ the help of the APC)
4. Apply McKee's Powerwash, gloss & wax via foam gun. Go over with MF mitt.
5. Rinse and dry
6. (maybe if time) stoner invisible glass and trinova plastic trim/tire treatment
On the newly cleaned Pilot and after a clean impala, I would just start at step 4.
I'm hoping this would give me a pretty good looking vehicle with protection to last at least a month (DP powerwash w/ wax).