Meghan
Super Moderator
- Mar 3, 2006
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Did you hear about the kid that parents were getting divorced and the judge asked him if he wanted to stay with his dad. The kid said no because he beats me, so then the judge asked him if he wanted to live with his Mom. He again said no. So the judge asked him who he wanted to live with and the kid answered the Miami Dolphins because they don't beat anyone!!! :awesome:
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Davie , (FL)--Miami Dolphins football practice was delayed nearly two
hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field. Head coach Nick Saban immediately
suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the
white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE.
Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
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Davie , (FL)--Miami Dolphins football practice was delayed nearly two
hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field. Head coach Nick Saban immediately
suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the
white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE.
Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
