sparkie
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- Aug 9, 2006
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Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation
took place:
First guy:
"You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this
weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house
next weekend."
Second guy:
"That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck
for the pool."
Third guy:
"Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel
the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a
word. So they asked him.
"You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come
fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy:
"I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm,
gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex?" and She said, "Wear
sun-block."
took place:
First guy:
"You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this
weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house
next weekend."
Second guy:
"That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck
for the pool."
Third guy:
"Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel
the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a
word. So they asked him.
"You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come
fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy:
"I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm,
gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex?" and She said, "Wear
sun-block."