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A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an Inflamed Appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.

However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.

Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily. Written in large black letters was the sentence.

"Get well soon..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."

Toto
 
hee hee hee
LOL!
I think he needs a WAX!!!! Souveran, anyone?
roflmao
 
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LOL!

Only time I have gotten a ticket... motorcycle cop. I see him from time to time, and of course I am doing the speed limit. :)
 
Lesson Learned: Treat everyone well and you'll never be haunted!!!
 
I used to play late night hockey here with a bunch of LA County Sheriffs. They invited one particular moto cop to play one night at my request.
That was fun.... for me anyway!
 
ltoman said:
hee hee hee
LOL!
I think he needs a WAX!!!! Souveran, anyone?
roflmao

ROFLMFAO!
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seeing as this is a joke thread, thought i'd post up this.

my mum came home yesturday and said she bought a cake that she was going to make, im like sweet, untill i saw it

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think it needs a good polish!
XMT? :p
 
6LS2 said:
seeing as this is a joke thread, thought i'd post up this.

my mum came home yesturday and said she bought a cake that she was going to make, im like sweet, untill i saw it

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think it needs a good polish!
XMT? :p

ROFL!!!
LOVE IT!!
Tell her to take it back and get one minus swirls, or you will be putting xmt in the mix.....hmmm, what flavor xmt?
lol
Lauren:D :cheers:
 
Hehe, I just made the cake, turned out really good!!!!!!!! Topped off with some XMT Glaze, IT'S SWEET! Nah seriously, it turned out so good, with ice-cream, mmmmmmmmm.
 
6LS2 said:
Hehe, I just made the cake, turned out really good!!!!!!!! Topped off with some XMT Glaze, IT'S SWEET! Nah seriously, it turned out so good, with ice-cream, mmmmmmmmm.

Once you eat the cake the swirls become less noticable so don't worry about it.
 
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