sparkie
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A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for
several years.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was
pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a large
sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child
support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know
when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write
"Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to
begin.
One day, about 8 months later, he came home to his confused wife. His wife
said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife
handed him the card and watched as her husband read the card, turned white
and collapsed.
On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with
meatballs, one without! Request bread..."
several years.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was
pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a large
sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child
support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know
when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write
"Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to
begin.
One day, about 8 months later, he came home to his confused wife. His wife
said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife
handed him the card and watched as her husband read the card, turned white
and collapsed.
On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with
meatballs, one without! Request bread..."
, two with meat balls one with out...lmao
