"G R E A T" Idea for next contest

Forever Black


Into the drive, the explorer arrived- "the perfect candidate".

A new product in my arsenal, no time to acclimate.

Now the job is done; a new client is won-time passes on...

The moral of the story? Test first or you will alienate.




Not quite what I had in mind originally-got off track. Will try this one again later. I hope that this is up to par.
 
Vegas Transplant said:
Will try this one again later. I hope that this is up to par.
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Speaking of par.

To paraphrase the "Golden Bear" (Underlined Words=My insertions):

"It's hard not to write limericks that's up to VT's standards when you are VT". ~ Jack Nicklaus/FUNX725

:)

Bob
 
I can see that on 158- but not 160.

OKAY!!! I got it now!!!The next one will be on Collinite.
 
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There was a cat that was naughty
That had to go to the potty
I let out a scream
My face turned green
And the cat walked away quite haughty
;)
 
There was a detailer named Ives,

using Collinite 845.

It's shine is the "czar",

will beautify any car.

To duplicate it they all strive !
 
pcw25 said:
There was a cat that was naughty
That had to go to the potty
I let out a scream
My face turned green
And the cat walked away quite haughty
;)
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Thanks for your post, pcw25...And a good limerick at that.

{Please refer to: Post #132 for a "remedy" for this cat...}


:)
 
The anxieties of trying to make a good: “First Impression"
(Or...Would CarPro's Fog Fight been of avail?)


While driving my future Wife on a date that included dinner,
My worst fear came true: I ‘let loose’ with a Blue-Ribbon winner.
Much flailing of arms ensued, and the tears did abound
As this fog’s fragrant bouquet began hovering all 'round.
But my faux pas seemed forgiven when she said: “London’s is much thinner”.


:)

Bob... A participating member on:

"THE STAFF"...for......

"Bacon-Nation"®

AGO's Limerick Team
 
Good day to you Sir Fun. I am greatful that you posted this a.m. as we have houseguests that aren't the most pleasant of chums. You can pick your friends, but you can't choose family.

A little humor goes a long way. Thanks for starting my day. Will post when I get back from brunch.
 
Where were you when the brouhaha reached its zenith ? 46277.

A customer once felt slighted,
He'd never seen packaging so blighted.
For the price he had paid,
he was truly dismayed.
Quickly, a firestorm ignited!



Meghan had to let things cool off for a while-see time stamps.


:poke: :bash: :nomore: :awman: :grouphug: :laughing::laughing::laughing:
 
Whenever one is approaching a carfax
It is never the best time to relax.
Even if there’s a four-way flasher hanging down
Someone may scurry-through, on their way uptown.
What raucity, then, from impinging impacts!

:)

Bob... A member on:

"THE STAFF"...for......

"Bacon-Nation"®

AGO's Limerick Team
 
MAN, I am so late- she's gonna have a hissy-fit. Darn these limericks.

If you ever go to Times Square;
Watch out for pedestrians there.
Some are cons plying their trade;
A quick step - on the ground displayed.
Shister sharks awaiting their fare share.


I am in so much trouble right about now-shouldda been gone already.
 
Inspired by Tundra_10's "new word of the day" for 02.18.2012:
Pachyderm

When Mt. Olympian Gods ruled the land and Myths ran rampant;
Were beliefs in creatures so fearsome, sired by these Rulers’ penchants.
Part-human, part-animal: Satyrs, Minotaurs, Centaurs, and others were seen.
But even Zeus himself, though, never thought this would be keen:
A resulting anthropophaginian from…“Taking to task”… the mighty Elephant.


:D

Bob... FUN to be on:

"THE STAFF"...for......

"Bacon-Nation"®

AGO's Limerick Team
 
War Elephants

Centuries before the days of armored tanks,

Egyptian, Roman, Chinese -employed their ranks.

A division - known as Elephantry.

Deployed by the hundreds - the Diadochi.

With the invention of gunpowder - outflanked.


Tundra 10 glad to here that you are taking advantage of both the VIP and the BOGO.
Good idea to stock up.
 
So very tired up and down the ladder I went

All day long polishing an RV, Im spent!

Cant believe how tired and sore I am right now

My arms are noodles and my knees - holy cow!

Sad news is I have one more day of this 38ft mountain, the owner better be content!
 
Took a drive last night to my local Auto Supplies Store
To see if they still stocked what I’d purchased before.
Yes!...There was still good ol’ Collinite 845.
Lo and behold! I was pleasantly surprised
Upon finding the Duragloss line…Blessings galore.

:)

Bob...saying:

"Come...Join in...Have FUN" .

"Bacon-Nation"®

AGO's Limerick Team
 
c5z06camaro said:
lol man, id be a melted rubber on one rv.
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Felicitations to you, a C5 Corvette owner now, you said.
Let me say: Thanks! for posting on the Limerick thread.
I said it before; Let me say it again:
I'm still wistfully California Dreamin'.
Where no more winter snow, or salt, will I ever again dread.

:)

Bob...saying:

"Glad You, c5z06camaro,...Joined in...The FUN" .

"Bacon-Nation"®

AGO's Limerick Team
 
The desire for perfection leads many to deceive;

That the use of compound must be achieved.

Pictures and photos of varying angles,

Images enticing, and products dangled.

Least aggressive method and test spots conceived.
 
I have not done one of these for a while and since I have about 15 minutes before I have to leave for work I will try to conjure up something...

Off to work I go, working the night shift
I receive my pay next week, what a minute "gift"
I trudge and drag and work for hours on end
Working one day and ending on the next my days start to blend
One whole month of this crap, man I hope it goes swift!


... thank you guys for keeping this thread alive! It is pure entertainment for me to be reading these everyday. I wish I had more time to post up on here!
 
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