Please remember all forum members can use AGO for free shipping over $95 and we price match.
That's no good. Don't you know, they want :
1.FREE shipping,
2.Cheap (or even better yet FREE) flat rate shipping to anywhere in the solar system that can get an Internet connection
3. Constant 20% off everything in the house sales
4. Every cool new product in stock in copious amounts (God forbid you run out of one thing and shipping is delayed),
5. Lots of BOGOs( that nobody else does),
6.All the CHEAPEST prices
7. ABSOLUTELY NO (as in NONE!) packing peanuts.
8. All Eco Friendly packaging,
9. FREE give always of every new product
10. FREE how to videos on detailing everything
11.A FREE forum to learn and ask questions to a world renowned expert for FREE
12.People to moderate said forum for FREE
13. More contests to win stuff for FREE
14. Free samples ( that nobody else gives),
15. Price matching on any product you can find listed on the Internet from any unknown vendor that resembles any product AG sells
16. Everything stocked in gallon sizes,
17. Speedy returns on anything UPS may damage (along with the right to complain and post pictures of the damaged dripping wet merchandise)
18. Anything else not listed here should be for free, or cheaper than anyone else on the Internet can sell it for.