Great car quotes for the enthusiast

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Post your favorite positive car quotes for the enthusiast to say to the anti-enthusiast.
For example:

Drive your Prius, I need the gas!
My car is a hybrid, it burns both rubber and gas.
My carbon footprint will kick your Prius A$$.
I think you have a case of HP envy.
When you turn your car on, does it return the favor?
For some cars are a method to get from point A to point B, for others they are an extension of their personality and in my case that would be fast and beautiful!


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All the car nuts on this board and no one else has any good one liners!

Find this hard to believe.
 
More dealing with motorcycles but:
"I'd rather get my 40 miles per gallon on two wheels than your 45 in a hybrid."
 
I'd like a car that can start my engine.

My car's anti-roll feature is called four wheels.

I give my car a polish and wax job, but the favor is never returned.

"Buffing my ride" always sounds cleaner amongst you guys.
 
-My V-8's G force keeps your girlfriend happy
-Yeah, well your Mom likes my car too
-I bought it, I built it, I drive it
-When I spool, she'll drool
-The light was yellow Officer
-Hug your kids at home, but belt them in the car!


Bob
 
Saw this one on the 350Z boards when I first joined them a few years back........

(aimed at Prius/hybrid owners)

For every gallon of gas your car saves, ours wastes three.

Also seen on a 350Z board in a signature line.........

I usually downshift when I'm near a Prius so they can hear me hurting the environment.


Now for a Jeep one.............
Jeep = Just Empty Every Pocket

or the variation I saw the other day.....
Jeep = Just Enough Essential Parts
 
Back in the late 80's/early 90's I used to say "Mustangs are like belly buttons, everyone has one!"
 
Honestly officer I wasn't running, it took me a while to slow down!!!
 
SkateForGirl said:
It's not how you stand by your car, it's how you race your car.
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Sorry but this thread flat out died an anguishing acid bath on fresh paint death as soon as The Fast and The Furious became the source book for car quotes. Lol
 
inyadreems said:
Post your favorite positive car quotes for the enthusiast to say to the anti-enthusiast.
For example:

Drive your Prius, I need the gas!
My car is a hybrid, it burns both rubber and gas.
My carbon footprint will kick your Prius A$$.
I think you have a case of HP envy.
When you turn your car on, does it return the favor?
For some cars are a method to get from point A to point B, for others they are an extension of their personality and in my case that would be fast and beautiful!


:dblthumb2:
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Love these!! Just bought a Challenger so I'll need these as a possible defense

against any ill wishing tree huggers
 
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