Happy Friday Alex! Here is my required Happy Friday story. Every morning I stop in to the same gas station to get my morning coffee. I like my coffee with cream and sugar since this is America and I can. Well, Monday they were out of the little minnie moo creamer things. I bought a pint of milk, put some in my coffee and took the rest with me. I put the plastic pint of milk bottle on my passenger seat. I tossed my jacket on top of it and totally about it until this morning. Well! When I opened the car door this morning the stench hit me across the face like getting slapped with a wet squirrel. If you have ever been slapped with a wet squirrel you know that is a serious stink. Anyhow, apparently the plastic bottle burst sometime during the night and the rotten, putrid milk oozed into the passenger seat. I had the guys at work use the rug doctor with the enzyme odor cleaner stuff on it. Good god, the smell is still horrendous. I have no So2pure in stock! It's a company car but I spend a lot of time in it. So, I drove it home, parked it, packed a bag, loaded the Porsche and headed to Daytona Beach for the 24 Hours of Daytona.
I dread returning home Monday to see how much worse the rotten milk smell as gotten. I am sipping on a cocktail right now, in my element, and I swear...I can still smell it! I think the stink is in my nose hairs. A few more drinks and I will start plucking them out. Good times!
