How NOT to detail a car especially a bentley

Mike lambert said:
I spent 2days fixing his expertise detailing of another bently.
Most of the time polishing the chemical stains on the wood.
I would like to smack him dead square in the face.
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Don't say that: he is a job provider!
Well, apart from all the good joking (and there have been some posts here that made me cry of laughter :D), I really feel sad for the Bentley's owner.
 
Nicholas@Autowerx said:
TIL To be a successful detailer all you need is:
1: The dirtiest 5 gallon bucket you can find.
2. A hose.
3. A wash mitt.
4. The cheapest possible APC available.
5. An old, dirty rag.
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Lol! Wish I would have known that the key was 409 all along.
 
timaishu said:
What a buffoon. I wouldnt let him touch my car even for free. I love how sloppy he is with the rim brush. He doesnt even scrub, just sorta touches the wheel in random places.
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Haha! That was super hilarious!! :laughing:

And he just rinsed the lambs with obvious water splashes to the interiors and trunk and just closed the doors and trunk lid on it LOL!(maybe thinking, "it'll dry itself") :nomore:
 
Wonder if he is related to the guy in Texas, (help me out guys)...the one with the rotary and just zooms the finish.

Either way, I need a drink...A VERY LARGE drink.

Bill
 
After much investigation, I have found that this is actually a post from the Bizzaro Autogeek Forum! Something in the parallel universes got crossed up, and this post was put here by mistake.
Must be sun spot activity or such...
 
left reviews everywhere i could find...also, someone post post the you tube link so i can put that in the reviews when he deletes the videos..
 
Wooooow. Okay, after seeing this. This fellow has zero credibility as a "car washer" now.

I made a .gif to show what I saw. A little crude. But I did it quick.

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Webb said:
Even if he delete the videos now,I uploaded them on my YouTube account.:props:Im the MAN
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timaishu said:
Wooooow. Okay, after seeing this. This fellow has zero credibility as a "car washer" now.

I made a .gif to show what I saw. A little crude. But I did it quick.

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This gif is genius. I can't believe this guy ever filmed himself. The biggest laugh-out-loud of it all is the car he's been entrusted to detail. Oh, that, and his $5 screen printed shirt with his 'logo' on it. EVERYTHING SCREAMS INEPT.
 
LOL I didn't even notice that he dropped the wash mitt directly on the floor. Although, to his credit the floor is probably cleaner than the bucket.
 
Imagine how many cars that guy butchered during those 20 years.... Can't stand it when people say stuff like " I've been doing it for X number of years". Big deal, that doesn't mean jack.
 
well some google searching is turning up hits all over forums for the past 5 yrs...i called his number, a lame message saying "dont leave a message" may be some sort of prank or joke....
 
Kaban said:
Imagine how many cars that guy butchered during those 20 years.... Can't stand it when people say stuff like " I've been doing it for X number of years". Big deal, that doesn't mean jack.
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:iagree:

Just because someone has been "doing" it for 20+ years, doesnt mean they've been doing it right!

My wife isnt even into detailing like I am (she has me for it) but SHE wants to smack the guy in the mouth!
 
And believe it or not....he is one of the better "detailers" I have seen......
 
I sell Porsche's. The place is two blocks from where I work. I have a few clients that have used them. After seeing this I will steer them elsewhere. A shame what he is doing. I am always recommending product and AG to my clients and they love the results they get doing it themselves.
 
you guys didn't know? That's Mike Phillips' evil twin brother. Of course they are fraternal twins...
 
My favorite part is him spraying all over the door jams and trunk with the hose. Maybe he was in adult films before detailing...
 
I think it's time to get back to our "business" ...

This kind of people really aggravate me....
 
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