How to wash a car video....is this a bad joke?

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu5ViLEwD3Q]How to Clean and Detail a Car : How to Wash a Car - YouTube[/video]


Lets play a game....count how many time this guy hits the car with the metal end of the hose.

Oh and don't forget to dry your car with a terry towel! (Disclaimer: DON'T)


"Expert Village" More like village idiot. LOL :bash:
 
make sure you buy a soap that does not damage the paint of the car... this is important because you want all the damage to come from your technique and tools...

"We're gonna beautify this car!"
 
I like the waxing instructions!! Apparently, somewhere along the line he's split the side of the bottle and squeezes the wax through the crack onto the "old rag"....:eek:
 
I love his bio: Jose's experience with gardening comes from growing up around his grandfather, who was an avid gardener and farmer.

What does this have to do with detailing a car?
 
After watching his video. I just learned that if I wax in the sun, it will crack the paint. Also, you dont want to get wax on the plastic because it will make it lighter, not darker. :laughing:
 
He probably uses a garden hand fork to scrap bird crap off the paint.
 
It's really important to try and use as much water As humanly possible while washing. You should try to use slightly more than filling your swimming pool.
 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFvt1k7eaFU]How to Clean and Detail a Car : How to Clean Car Windows - YouTube[/video]

How to clean your windows! :surrender:
 
If any of you have typed in "How to" in the youtube search, most of the time videos that were made by people and submitted to "Expert Village" pop up. I've watched a ton of them and let me just say they are probably the worst ways of how to do something ever. In some cases you want to do the complete opposite of what they say. They should regulate these things so people don't copy them and ruin things.
 
becciasm said:
make sure you buy a soap that does not damage the paint of the car... This is important because you want all the damage to come from your technique and tools...

"we're gonna beautify this car!"
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hahahahahahaha
 
What a wacko!
This and the other thread about the MonkeySee videos just make me sick. Detail is a dirty word in some people's mouth.
 
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