I give you...pure stupidity in the form of washing

Someone please comment on it that this is all because he deleted my first comment, n that we are all from autogeek :D I can't comment on his crap obviously, but would love to see his reaction!
 
I don't know what to say actually, does anyone....Ohio?

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Rmd said:
I loved how the stuff wouldn't clean the "wheels" because the discoloration was "corrosion". Those looked like plastic wheel covers to me. Does plastic corrode? Thought only metals did. I think he also said something about the other product cleaning off the rust...from the plastic wheel covers.

Don't forget that oil lift saved the paint on 1000 cars!

Think of all the time you will save. It only takes 6.5 minutes to wash the whole car. So how much would you pay... $200, $300? For a limited time this $500 value can be your for only $19.95. But wait that's not all. The first 100 customers will get two bottles for the price of one, just pay additional shipping and handling.
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It was an Audi A6, no wheel covers and speaking of that, how about the CLANGING of the handle of the brush hitting the wheel spokes, eeeek!

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:applause: Bravo. I've been doing it wrong the whole time. How could I possibly see where I've washed if I don't start from the bottom? :doh:
 
I wouldnt worry about it. People will use this product and method... screw up their paint... and then come to us to fix it!

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zach.rowe1 said:
I wouldnt worry about it. People will use this product and method... screw up their paint... and then come to us to fix it!

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I would guess one could make between $1000 and $1500 off that car after that..... LOL
 
BlackHawk said:
And no for the holy grail of all car washing fail videos, i must warn you tho it may or may not cause a loss in brain cells....:dblthumb2:

Why American's fly to Canada to learn how to wash cars with Oillift Auto Wash and Shine - YouTube
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HOLY MOTHER OF FAIL!! I am currently very ashamed of my Canadian heritage.... oh wait, he's from BC and I'm from QC. I guess this is what happens when you legalize cannabis

How do you like the evil"ish" laugh about the fact that it is not his car 0:18....
 
Klasse Act said:
It was an Audi A6, no wheel covers and speaking of that, how about the CLANGING of the handle of the brush hitting the wheel spokes, eeeek!

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I was watching the one with the blue honda civic. Where he says he saved the paint on 1000 cars.
I couldn't watch the one with the A6 for very long; it was too poor to even make me slow down as I passed that train wreck.
 
Even Mike Phillips uses the CORRECT brushes occasionally. I think the point was using dirty brushes, with lots of pressure, and using the same brush they used on the wheels, etc. Crazy stuff!

I think a lot of it is just ignorance though. They just don't know any better. It LOOKS clean to them because the dirt is gone, and because they don't have a car with flawless clear next to them to compare it to.

I've noticed that phenomenon with my motorcycle. For some reason, it gets water spots REALLY BAD in the raid. That, coupled with road grime and sludge allllll over the thing. If I get back from a long trip and the bike is just covered in that nasty must (where the chrome no longer shines), water spots everywhere, etc. Then I wash it. I was it well. It looks FANTASTIC after that! But then, when I put some wax on it and/or use a detail spray to get the last little bits of contamination and such off, it looks twice as good as that! But there are a lot of people who would be ecstatic with the results just after washing. Perhaps I would be too if I didn't know how could it could look when it was all polished up!
 
These videos were so bad I couldn't finish either of them, and I don't understand the "rub your finger in the brake dust" test that they both did, it will come off if the car is dry, even without the BIO-POLYMER hahahaha


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Stupidity is also a gift of God,
but one mustn't misuse it. ~ Pope John Paul II


Bob
 
For those of you that haven't seen his reply when asked where the comments went,
"i removed the BS, most of the comments are fake from companies that want to stop good products on the market. They have full time staff trying to stop me. The fact is you can get way better products, cleaners, brushes, wipes without all the BS. you can go to oillift dot net web site and e mail me for problems."
Hahaha "A full time staff trying to stop me." That just made my day!
 
haha..someone please send him this link..what a goof

The guy who poured sand and motor oil on his hood and used a rotary to spread it all out called me a "schmuck" and told me "good luck with my life"...
 
He hasn't deleted Zach's comments yet....
 
Well.... he disable the comments again.... and now saying that it is "a new technology and the brush is designed not to scratch."

Can someone give this guy a dose of common sense?
 
c8n said:
Well.... he disable the comments again.... and now saying that it is "a new technology and the brush is designed not to scratch."

Can someone give this guy a dose of common sense?
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I have been politely trying to convince him he is wrong... he doesn't seem to be buying it.
 
zmcgovern45 said:
I have been politely trying to convince him he is wrong... he doesn't seem to be buying it.
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I hear ya... I even commented and others have done so as well that it was not about his products but more so regarding this technique. Some people just refuse to listen... quite sad.
 
In the 1st video you can see it streaking the glass really bad, big time haze from the product on the glass.

I commented on the 2nd video...

The guy is in a dream world selling snake oil.....
 
He replied to me with this response

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ts depends on the tools, again ten years of cleaning our Honda and three on my Mercedes and no scratchesthe blue fiber on that brush is designed to drop the particulate out. If I was doing cars all days would have a blue for wheels and the fine green for paint. Bio polymers are made from plants. The bio solvent is made from plants. These are all registered as either clean ingredients with EPA DFE or eco labels Canada and Europe.
 
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