I Love My Wife and Kids...BUT......

What about makeup splatter? And then you ask "What happened here?" And she goes "I don't know"...
 
Please do not tell me you also own a detail business and did not get a prenup. That sounds like she was always spoil her whole life. I am glad I'm still single

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If it wasnt for their main asset, there would be a bounty on them!
 
If it wasnt for their main asset, there would be a bounty on them!

OT, you and I are relatively close in age. What asset would we be interested in these days? And please don't tell me cooking, I can make calls as well as she can.....
 
OT, you and I are relatively close in age. What asset would we be interested in these days? And please don't tell me cooking, I can make calls as well as she can.....

John you are right, to the dumpster she goes!
 
The setting of groceries, bottles, purse, etc. Is by far the most annoying things my girlfriend does. Luckily though, she takes care of her Firebird and knows how much time and effort goes into keeping it clean. Whenever we go to the grocery store I make an extra effort to grab ALL of the bags myself and put them in the trunk myself to avoid scratching or setting them on the car.

What really gets me is whenever we go to a store and we're walking in.. she's always gotta say "Why didn't you park here instead of 200 feet away!".... You guys know.. the spot right next to the handicap spot and the shopping cart rails. Yeah, no thanks! I tell her I'd rather walk from the furthest spot back in hopes that no idiot will park next to me on any side then to worry about getting a door ding from an 80 year old driving a boat sized Cadillac.
 
That is why she has her car and the kids are long gone now i have my new corvette all to me.
 
Why is it that she can go to the gym 67 times a week, but HAS to park as close as possible to the entrance of a store and constantly get door dings?

Your wife goes to the gym 67 times a week? Wow, that's like, once every 2.5 hours. Is she a bodybuilder? :laughing:
 
lol way too true! I have 4 cars; a 1986, 1991, and 2 1995's. She drives a 2005 Kia she bought practically new and it has more dings, dents, scratches, stains, tears, and crap in it than all mine put together :). I cleaned it good for her a few times and waxed it but it looks like a dumpster again 3 days later so I finally gave up. It's a losing battle.
 
lol way too true! I have 4 cars; a 1986, 1991, and 2 1995's. She drives a 2005 Kia she bought practically new and it has more dings, dents, scratches, stains, tears, and crap in it than all mine put together :). I cleaned it good for her a few times and waxed it but it looks like a dumpster again 3 days later so I finally gave up. It's a losing battle.

i gave up too..
 
I am waiting for the counter argument...I love my detailing husband but why does he carefully washing his microfiber but could care less about washing anything else.
 
I am waiting for the counter argument...I love my detailing husband but why does he carefully washing his microfiber but could care less about washing anything else.

im sure my wife has a couple comments for me . lol
 
Oh poo!

I just showed 'her' John's post (#1)...her comment: "Yea, and?"

Meet me at the corner tavern, I'm buying.

Bill
 
One more thing......
Have you ever noticed how goldfish crackers multiply in the car? One bag becomes 10 and all over the floor!
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John
Mean people suck

Cheerios are the same way.
 
MAN, just reading this ....reminds me of my fiance......I bet I can beat all of this.....I THINK....does anyone's girl acutally spray bug spray on the dash board while the air was on blowing JUST to kill a TINY spider.....LOL. Her car smells of bug spray.
 
My wife does little to clean her car , but she does not get it dirty. She actually is pretty good.
 
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