If my dumb jokes ever seriously offend

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trl2112 said:
The only time I was offended is when you said “someone” gave me a sample of DP pad cleaner. You did not even remember me.... ;) JK

I enjoy your silly postings, and am also a >30 year old teenager.:grouphug:
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Oh no, I did remember it was you!!! :grouphug: (BTW, it was great, I have just a little left, and ordered a bottle from AG that is on its way in the mail right now as a result.)

The ONLY reason I did not say your name was I was not sure you wanted me to; If you started getting pm's that said "can Ihave some pad cleaner too" - well, you might not have liked it.... uh -oh..Im the MAN :awesome: :D

Don't ask him guys - I bought stuff and he was just really extra nice!!
 
youve offended me plenty ... but then I look at that pic as see those caring eyes, and I know you are only here to make us a better place. And keep Joe in line ....
 
killrwheels@autogeek said:
youve offended me plenty ... but then I look at that pic as see those caring eyes, and I know you are only here to make us a better place. And keep Joe in line ....
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Is that serious?
 
No he's not serious, I don't think you offeneded anyone here..you surely have not offended me, your a blast to play around with so no apologies needed :grouphug:
 
Nope!! NEVER been offended by you......just spanked!! :p:D
 
alban61 said:
Nope!! NEVER been offended by you......just spanked!! :p:D
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Shhhhh!! I THOUGHT that was a secret - oh well!!!
And anyway, you BEGGED me, and you loved it, so why are you complaining? ROFL
hee hee
You are too much!:p ;) :cheers:
Lauren the terrible
 
I wish I could go back to school, you could be my Debra Lafave
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now did that offend...lol:D
 
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Surfer said:
I wish I could go back to school, you could be my Debra Lafave
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now that did that offend...lol:D
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Hey Surfer,
I know I am your fantasy and you want me, that is cool.:p

But just for the record, I have NO INTEREST in babies. A man at 21 is barely, barely a grown man. I am not a perv. :(

Bearing that in mind,

whatever turns you on, Surfer dude!:p

lol

You are bad. WORSE than I!!
:awesome: :D
 
Is that a Van Halen song "I'm hot for teacher" playing in the background?
 
ltoman said:
Hey Surfer,
I know I am your fantasy and you want me, that is cool.:p

But just for the record, I have NO INTEREST in babies. A man at 21 is barely, barely a grown man. I am not a perv. :(

Bearing that in mind,

whatever turns you on, Surfer dude!:p

lol

You are bad. WORSE than I!!
:awesome: :D
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Well that good news for me since I'll be 25 shorty and Debra Lafave like em younger then 21, sooooooo........ where do you want to meet??? I can catch the 12:30 flight :D:p

paradog said:
Is that a Van Halen song "I'm hot for teacher" playing in the background?
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Everytime I see Lauren goofing around, I think of that scene from Varsity Blues when the guys are at the strip club and "Hot For Teacher" comes on, and one of their teachers comes out stripping LOL.

Why couldn't I have a teacher like that in school :( ? Though I had a professor in college one time that was like a year or two older then me, and HOT lol!!
 
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sparkie said:
LOL, girl I love your joks.
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Cool, Sparkie!
I will have to pick on you next then!!

Lol

hee hee
Lauren
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Varsity Blues!! One of my fav. movies. Lauren its nice to have you gals here to try to level out the test. from us guys. lol I love to read post when people are joking around.
 
Lauren - we all love having you here, keep up the entertainment!

PS: you have so many posts already, I just saw that!
 
Lauren, I'm getting seriously offended that you have not bugged or irritated me in a while. No Joke. ;)
 
Gary Sword said:
Lauren, I'm getting seriously offended that you have not bugged or irritated me in a while. No Joke. ;)
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Sooo Gary,:awesome:
Well, my back hurt too badly to play wash the vette,:mad: plus it is supposed to rain,:mad: so no photos, yet. Soon! I do keep my promises, eventually!!

Now I haven't bugged you enough?

Like Dengood do you wear panties on Fridays? :Picture: :Picture: :Picture: Thongs perhaps? Guys really like it when you drive around topless in your thong. You oughta try it too!!! As if that lambo wasn't enough of an attention getter, eh?
just a thought.
did you know surfer is backing out of detailfest because he is afraid to go naked? he has bad tan lines from working all day putting posts on AG. he brought it up. so ithinkscott is going to instead.
guess i will miss it!:( can you take pictures for me?
 
P1et said:
Lauren - we all love having you here, keep up the entertainment!

PS: you have so many posts already, I just saw that!
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I have posts but no life...lol.:o
That is why I need LOTS of boyfriends to go with my mid-life crisis car. I am having one early -in my 30's.:D :D :D
 
ltoman said:
did you know surfer is backing out of detailfest because he is afraid to go naked? he has bad tan lines from working all day putting posts on AG. he brought it up. so ithinkscott is going to instead.
guess i will miss it!:( can you take pictures for me?
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I have a natural tan thank you very much:D , Scott will be strutin his sexy body around for you guys

Plus I missed you last night, got on the damn flight at 12:30, where were you?
 
Surfer said:
I have a natural tan thank you very much:D , Scott will be strutin his sexy body around for you guys

Plus I missed you last night, got on the damn flight at 12:30, where were you?
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my husband caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night and said what the hell?
sorry surfer. next time!:p :p hey, you didn't have a tan last time????? ooops - sorry!:(

hey, how do you know scott has a sexy body?:p
maybe nonext time - i don't care for men that go both ways.......
roflmao
 
ltoman said:
Sooo Gary,:awesome:
Well, my back hurt too badly to play wash the vette,:mad: plus it is supposed to rain,:mad: so no photos, yet. Soon! I do keep my promises, eventually!!

Now I haven't bugged you enough?

Like Dengood do you wear panties on Fridays? :Picture: :Picture: :Picture: Thongs perhaps? Guys really like it when you drive around topless in your thong. You oughta try it too!!! As if that lambo wasn't enough of an attention getter, eh?
just a thought.
did you know surfer is backing out of detailfest because he is afraid to go naked? he has bad tan lines from working all day putting posts on AG. he brought it up. so ithinkscott is going to instead.
guess i will miss it!:( can you take pictures for me?
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Lauren, I don't wear panties but I do go topless in my Lambo all the time. I also like topless girls with no panties in my Lambo. :) ooops!!! What am I saying? I forgot this was a detailing forum. Forget I said that and don't tell my wife.

Surfer said he was going to surf up detailfest from Boca with his pet gator.

I hope your back fells better. Take it easy with the PC for a while. I'm looking forward to seeing your topless (vette) pictures someday.
 
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