No wonder I didn't understand it. I remember when I was a young whippersnapper. All I could think about was
Girls, Girls, Girls!!! I remember the older men I would hang with would tell me that eventually I would get over this. I didn't beleive them at the time, but the older I get, the more I understand what they were saying now
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True Story...
A lady arrived at the Airport. Made it through the TSA scan and headed for her terminal. Along the way she passed a vending machine and decided to get a pack of cookies while she waited departure
When she arrived at her gate, she sat in a seat with a small table to her right. There was a man sitting in the chair to the left of the table. While she was settling in getting her stuff situiated, she noticed the man grab the pack of cookies, open them up and eat one. Well, this didn't sit well with her, so she hastily reached over and grabbed a cookie and ate it. The man smiled, reached down and grabbed another and ate it. She thought to herself "the NERVE of this man!!!" so she grabbed another and ate it too
Finally they were down to the last cookie. They both were eyeballing each other to see who would make the first move, the man reaches down, looks the woman in the eye, smiles and breaks the cookie in half. By this point the lady is beside herself with anger, resentment and frustration. She thinks to herself "Why, I've NEVER...!!!!!"
About this time they announce its time to board the plane. The man looks over at her and smiles, gets up and walks off. As the woman is gathering her things, she opens her purse to get her boarding pass only to duscover HER bag of cookies were sitting at the top of her purse
Not only is this story funny, it also has moral for you boys and girls. Make sure you have ALL the facts before passing judgment on someone
Anyone up for the lady at the Grocery story 
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