Limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Carolinas

[sparkie]

Mattel recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Carolinas.
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR T-Shirt and a tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.

 

[Meghan]

Sparkie, You think your PC could help her truck?

 

[sparkie]

Sparkie, You think your PC could help her truck?

 

[sparkie]

Mattel recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Carolinas.
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR T-Shirt and a tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.

Hey yal this was a joke.

 

[Gary Sword]

Sparkie, You think your PC could help her truck?

Don't mess with her truck she looks pretty tough.

 

[Ridebyshootings]

Woowie Bo! Im goona git 1 ofem as soon as thay git the biker trash traler park Barby! That was really funny though! Drew in Gaston S.C

 

[justin_murphy]

I just ordered 2 for my daughter! This is her new idol!


Kidding!

 

[FloridaNative]

Redneck Barbie! lol Too funny.

 

[White95DodgeRam]

maybe i was in the wrong part pf south carolina...columbia actually looked pretty decent


anywho id admire a girl like that

 

[sparkie]

anywho id admire a girl like that

Been there, done that! I know what you mean. Don't tell the wife!!! I've been good after I said I do.

 

[wytstang]

I think I just passed her on the way home weird

 

[justin_murphy]

I think I dated her once or twice in high school here.

 

[wytstang]

Does it come complete with Marlboro red's?? and do the jeans have the Skoll ring in the rear pocket so she can dip when out of reds??

 

[justin_murphy]

Does it have a string that when you pull it, she drops to her knees?

I'm so sorry.......

 

[FloridaNative]

Does it have a string that when you pull it, she drops to her knees?

I'm so sorry.......

ROFLMAO Justin! You are so naughty!! hehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Reddwarf]

Redneck Barbie - very funny! Clever Sparkie, clever!