Dude, welcome to my world.
Sorry I did not read the entire thread already and with the app I cannot multi-quote.
However, I've suffered with DDD for most of my life, yet it wasn't until it hit my sciatic nerve some 14+ years ago did it disable me.
Last August I did something it didn't like and it's been down hill since! Since November I can hardly walk (and already used a cane) which lead to a walker in December.
We're going to the dr in the morning to go over the latest tests, the MRI and CT myelogram and all that jazz .
Myself like you I feel that if they were to take a chainsaw and just remove everything from my waist down my complete right leg with it and the right half of my hip life would be better!!!!!
I only wish medrol packs would still work for me.

Direct site injections can surely help.
Actually the inversion machine you bought is not a bad tool. I have two of them I use to be able to use. One is like saw horse that you walk up to you and place your pelvis against a pad and then it has to say rod between your legs that holds more pads behind your legs. Then you win over forward and flip upside down and basically an inverted seated position with all your weight being suspended on the front of your thighs. It straightens your spine while it decompresses it, and its not a bad deal if you could stand 10-15 minutes at a time 2 to 3 times a day.
The other one is an older version and a much higher quality version of the teeter hangup machine, where you basically grab your ankles your snap um in and you flip upside down!
Both machines will help the decompress the spine but you need to be careful. I use to do exercises while hanging upside down on the ankle grabber.
But as you are finding out now pain is relentless and you do not have a choice, rather it tells you exactly what it wants you to do, the problem is that's not very descriptive other than that it wants you to scream and yell a lot!
I have taken as many as 3 different muscle relaxers at the same time, soma, robaxian, and xanaflex. The first one I've been taking for 37 years! The second one for 10 and the last one I took for 3~4 back in the mid 2000's. (Gave me cotton mouth something FIERCE! )
Follow those with Neurontin, hydrocodone, hydromorphone and fentanyl and your in my wheelhouse.

Brother.... I would NOT WISH THAT on anyone here!
Hopefully yours clears up soon. Just take it easy, use heat and ice, and hopefully you'll be up and at it in a week or so.
Oh speaking of heat, do not fall for Walmart heating pads those are useless. Look up Battle Creek equipment Thermopore therapy pads. These suckers will go thermo-nuclear on ya'! Up to 160 degrees, and make their own moist heat. I wear out one a year. (And the warranty is longer than that so I just keep getting free ones! ) :laughing: I have one on NOW!
Good luck dude, we'll keep you in our prayers.
I just hope they give me some news tomorrow that helps them make mine better! Never thought I'd be BEGGING for lumbar surgery! (I begged for them NOT to do cervical surgery in 2006, go figure.)
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