Married Men Question

Facing my bed, the left side. I very much prefer the right side, but I never get it :/
 
TheAverageMan said:
Out of curiosity, which side of the bed do you sleep on?

I'm on the right side.

It's one of those random things I wonder about, whether there is a common anomaly.
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I'm married so I'm always on the wrong side.but I sleep on the left side.
 
TheAverageMan said:
Out of curiosity, which side of the bed do you sleep on?

I'm on the right side.

It's one of those random things I wonder about, whether there is a common anomaly.
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My dog sleeps on my right side.My wife sleeps in another room.I'm "74"---just saying---:laughing:
 
I'm not married, but if you're facing the headboard, I'm always on the right side. If laying in the bed, I am on the left.... if that makes sense lol. The ladies don't mind.
 
I'm surprised so many married men don't sleep I the same bed with their wives...

Reminds me of Bert & Ernie.

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Facing the bed I'm on the left edge of a king size....the Mrs has the rest. I have to share my side with the cats:laughing:
 
I'm the same as a few of you guys, squeezed over on the right side while my wife sleeps on the other 9/10ths.
 
For many years I slept on the right side when facing the bed, then I had hip surgery. Since then it is still uncomfortable to sleep on my left side. So the wifey and I switched, now I sleep on the left side of the bed. Still only occupy about 10% of the bed.
 
cardaddy said:
I'd like to think good ol' fashion chivalry could come into play though. Keep a 45 and a 9 in my nightstand, and CarMomma has a nickel plated full size S&W 9 on the sofa, and she's got a little Ruger LC9 Lasermax of her own... that you never know where that puppy will pop up.
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I keep a Colt Trooper Mark III stoked with Glaser Safety Slugs in the nightstand along with a flashlight for target identification should it become necessary.

As far as which side I sleep on...I get the left edge, my wife gets the right edge...and our dog takes up everything in the middle of our king-size bed.
 
FUNX650 said:
As long as I'm lying on the outside, and on top of
the mattress set...left or right side is irrelevant:
It's whichever side is closest to the door.

Yes...I generally sleep on the side closest to
the door; not because I'm such an awesome,
chivalrous protector...I just need to urinate a lot!



Bob
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And that is why I get relegated to the side farthest from the lav. The past three years I was on the right, and now on the left.

Her argument was convincing though!
 
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