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Okay, Meghan already knows this joke so this is really to share with the rest of you. Enjoy :p

There are three pastors a Methodist pastor, a Baptist Pastor and a Pentecostal pastor and they are all friends. Every Sunday after church the Baptist pastor and the Pentecostal pastor go fishing. One day the Baptist pastor comments, "I'm thinking of inviting our friend the Methodist pastor to come fishing with us next Sunday." The Pentecostal pastor agreed that it was a good idea. So the following Sunday all three pastors are sitting in the boat fishing. They are enjoying the warm sun and gentle breeze but after awhile of fishing the Pentecostal pastor starts to feel the urge to urinate. He announces, "Oh, excuse me gentlemen, but nature is calling me" He puts down his pole, stands up in the boat, climbs out of the boat and walks on the water to the shore. The Pentecostal pastor finishes his business and again walks across the water and climbs back into the boat and starts fisihing. The Methodist pastor is absolutely stunned! He's never seen anything like this in his life, but he notices that the Baptist pastor does not seem amazed so he keeps his feelings to himself.

After about another hour of fishing, the Baptist pastor starts to feel the urge to go. He says, "excuse me gentlemen, but I've got to go" He puts down his pole, stands up and climbs out of the boat and he too walks right across the water to shore. After he finishes his business he walks back across the water and climbs back into the boat and starts fishing again. The Methodist pastor is thunderstruck! Never in his life had he seen two such great men of faith.

After a while longer of fishing the Methodist pastor starts to feel the need to go. He was thinking to himself. "why shouldn't I be able to do it also? I'm a man of faith. I love the Lord and trust Him." The Methodist pastor boldly stands up and says, "Excuse me gentleman, but I've got to go!" He puts down his pole, climbs out of the boat and falls right into the water. The Pentecostal pastor looked at the Baptist pastor and asked, "Do you think we should have told him where the rocks are?"
 
Ay!! Nobody liked my joke? My poor delicate self esteem is crushed!! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :(
 
LOL, it was funny. Where do you guys get these random jokes?
 
Isn't that when the Baptist Pastor responds to the Pentecostal Pastor and says "what rocks?".
 
GearHead_1 said:
Isn't that when the Baptist Pastor responds to the Pentecostal Pastor and says "what rocks?".
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LOL!! Actually it should be the Pentecostal pastor that says it. :p
 
Okay let's try this one....

A Lutheran Pastor, a Baptist Pastor and an Presbyterian pastor and their wives are going to a non-denominational conference. They are all riding in the same car and get into a horrible accident and they all die. Now they are standing before St. Peter's gates and St. Peter says, "Let any of you who feel they've led a good and moral life step forward."

The Baptist Pastor says to his wife, "come on honey. " and they step forward. ST. Peter says, okay let's see your good list and your bad list. He starts to read and says, "okay this is good, that is good okay you fed the poor that's good, this all looks good on your good list, but this one thing on your bad list is really really bad and it's going to keep you out of heaven. Not only did you steal money out of the collection plates for your own personal use but you even married a woman who reminded you of your greed her name is Golda." And then poof the pastor and his wife both go down to hell.

St. Peter again says, "let any one who feels they've led a good and moral life step forward." The Presbyterian pastor says to his wife,"come on honey, we've never been greedy" and they step forward.

St. Peter looks over the good list and the bad list and then says, "you did alot of good things, you gave to the poor, you helped orphans and widows and all of that is very good but this one thing on your bad list is really bad and it's going to keep you out of heaven. Not only did you drink all of the comunion wine and replace it with grape juice but you even married a woman who reminded you of your vice. Her name is Sherry." And poof the Presbyterian pastor and his wife go off to hell.

Then the Lutheran pastor turns to his wife and says, "Come on Fanny, we're never getting in there!" :D
 
lets not quit our day job mommy ..... some things are best left to others !
 
GearHead_1 said:
You two are related? Wow.... :)
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hahahahhaha No! hehehehe Actually he's older than I am. He just likes to boss me around and I let him because I am a slave to his knowledge.:p
 
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GearHead_1 said:
I thought you were the Boss. ;)
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Nope! Killr is Obi Wan, I'm like Chewbaca or something. Or maybe that floppy eared one who always messes everything up what was his name again??
 
GearHead_1 said:
I thought you were the Boss. ;)
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Its allowing them to "think" their the boss that helps to keep the peace ....
 
killrwheels@autogeek said:
Its allowing them to "think" their the boss that helps to keep the peace ....
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¿Qué te importa que te ame
Si tú no me quieres ya?
El amor que ya ha pasado
No se debe recordar.
Fui la ilusión de tu vida
Un día lejano ya
Hoy represento al pasado
No me puedo conformar
Hoy represento al pasado
No me puedo conformar

Si las cosas que uno quiere
Se pudieran alcanzar
Tú me quisieras lo mismo
Que veinte años atrás.

Con qué tristeza miramos
Un amor que se nos va.
Es un pedazo del alma que se arranca sin piedad.
 
FloridaNative said:
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¿Qué te importa que te ame
Si tú no me quieres ya?
El amor que ya ha pasado
No se debe recordar.
Fui la ilusión de tu vida
Un día lejano ya
Hoy represento al pasado
No me puedo conformar
Hoy represento al pasado
No me puedo conformar

Si las cosas que uno quiere
Se pudieran alcanzar
Tú me quisieras lo mismo
Que veinte años atrás.

Con qué tristeza miramos
Un amor que se nos va.
Es un pedazo del alma que se arranca sin piedad.
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TRANSLATION - He is absolutely, postively right !!!!!!!! :p

(I am off to work ) ;)
 
Translation...
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What does it matter to you that I loved you since you don't love me anymore? Love that has passed should not be remembered.
I was the love of your life one day long ago
today I represent the past and I cannot cope with it.

If the things that one wants could be attained
you'd love me the same as you did 20 years ago
with such sadness we watch a love that is leaving us
it's a piece of the soul that is ripped out without any pity.
 
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