My Wife I swear....

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dad07

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Just dosen't get it! I'm getting ready to go out of town for work and she asked "are you taking your lap top? "

I responded "does a cat have a climbing gear, how else Am I gonna keep up on the geek"

then she said "your an IDIOT " :eek: Really? I'm no idiot when your car is clean :rolleyes:


I'm getting the silent treatment now.........Amen!
 
Sorry, but I dont get the punchline. Why would she call you can idiot?
 
Yeah makes no sense. Thanks for updating us with your conversation with your wife. How many times did you take a dump today? I'm sure we all love to hear about that too.
 
Seems that she would be a little more lenient considering that you are working out of town and staying at a motel. Gives you something constructive to do in your off hours.

Better to be on AGO, rather than hanging out at the bar/lounge or a honky tonk IMHO.:)
 
Wow, seem we have some members here that are kinda pissy today..geez!
 
dad07 said:
Just dosen't get it! I'm getting ready to go out of town for work and she asked "are you taking your lap top? "

I responded "does a cat have a climbing gear, how else Am I gonna keep up on the geek"

then she said "your an IDIOT " :eek: Really? I'm no idiot when your car is clean :rolleyes:


I'm getting the silent treatment now.........Amen!
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Yes, I acutally do get what you mean:dblthumb2:

Today mine took a look at her car and said "wow I dont remember it being that shiny" I just walked away and finally got a chance to roll my eyes.
 
I totally get you...Taking your laptop means emails and texting (chat time with your wife)! I'll try and explain "a cat having a climbing gear"...Think that you are driving a manual shift and you are stuck in the mud. Would you put the transmission in fourth gear to try and get it Un-stuck??? A cat is being chased by a dog, it sees a tree nearby...does it use fourth gear to get up the tree???? No it uses it's first gear (climbing gear)!!! I hope that analogy helped.
 
My wife gets like that too. She talks smack when I even wash my car. It's like "You and this dam car". But when I shine hers up "Oh baby my car looks so good, thank you". I actually think she is jealous of my car. Once she was trying to help me and tried to use a regular towel out the house to dry it after I wash it. Even tried to lean on it while she was talking to me. Leaning is a no no for me also. Just let me have my relaxation.

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dad07 said:
Just dosen't get it! I'm getting ready to go out of town for work and she asked "are you taking your lap top? "

I responded "does a cat have a climbing gear, how else Am I gonna keep up on the geek"

then she said "your an IDIOT " :eek: Really? I'm no idiot when your car is clean :rolleyes:


I'm getting the silent treatment now.........Amen!
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Tim,

I understand you completely......:props:

When it's for you you're a zero but when it's for her you're a hero!!
 
timaishu said:
Sorry, but I dont get the punchline. Why would she call you can idiot?
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Yeah, when someone figures out women and they write a book, well, they could buy 49 more AG warehouses and put one in every state, LOL!
 
cutter said:
I totally get you...Taking your laptop means emails and texting (chat time with your wife)! I'll try and explain "a cat having a climbing gear"...Think that you are driving a manual shift and you are stuck in the mud. Would you put the transmission in fourth gear to try and get it Un-stuck??? A cat is being chased by a dog, it sees a tree nearby...does it use fourth gear to get up the tree???? No it uses it's first gear (climbing gear)!!! I hope that analogy helped.
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Now that makes sense.you ally old timers and you're sayings.
 
LMAO Tim.......hahahahahhahahaha!!!!! Oh man...thanks for the laugh. Great talking with you this weekend man....that was a long time overdue. Have a safe trip....and "don't forget to take your vitamins" LMAO!
 
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