Hell Doc. my name is shmitt $^%@ I mean Jeff.
And I think I may have a shmitt problem.
I just cant help myself.
When I wake up in the morning first thing I do is go to the shower and wash with my shmitt. She is oh so soft.
Then I dry her off with the blow dryer ( on low) setting (don't want to scorch her)
Then I put my shmitt in my locking briefcase (wouldn't want someone to steal my shmitt)
I put my shmitt in my desk cuz some times when I'm working I just stick my hand in my desk and like to touch and gently rub my shmitt. She is soooooooo soft.
Then she goes back in the locked briefcase and I take her home. I like to put my shmitt in my lap and pet her while I'm watching the game. No sheading all over my lap and I don't have to walk her. And she is ohhhhhhhhh so soft.
Then she goes to bed with me (this is where the wife gets jealous of my shmitt.)
I like to stick her right next to my head and put my cheek on her cuz she is sooooooooo soft. My wife had to wake me up one nigt aparently I was whooing and ahhhing and grunting while caressing my shmitt. I told her it normal all guys do it but I don't think she believed me. Now she says it's her or the shmitt.
Long story short she got the house but I got the shmitt.
So what do you think doc. this is normal right?
