Well Folks, my real name is Mark, an Italian born-raised on the near west side in Chicago.
Used to Detail all the Gangsters Cars when I was a Kid, and reckon I wasn't too bad a detailer, as I'm still here on earth to talk about it! LOL
One time, I detailed the "Big Kahuna's" brand new Lincoln, damn what a gorgeous car in dove grey with dove grey leather interior. This thing was a block long, you could steer, and stop the car with your Pinky.
Gave me the keys one day, and added to the list of detailing chores.....
Said "check the Oil Tranny Fluid, Battery, Radiator, Windshield Fluid, Air in the Tires, Clean the Trunk, Air in the Spare Tire, etc etc.
I asked him of he wanted me to rebuild the Engine? He said, "No, just the Transmission"! LOL
Big money they paid me, but me as a kid only wanted to go around the block a couple times in those waxed out blasts from the past.
Mark