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So I am sure we've all seen those "motivational" posters that have a nice picture and a word in bold and some great saying that is supposed to motivate people.. well these are the antithesis to those.
I thought they were funny as hell.. here's some of my favorites.
Hope you enjoy.
Mistakes: It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others (Picture of a ship sinking)
Motivation: If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
Worth: Just because you are necessary doesn’t mean you are important.
Consulting: If you’re not a part of the solution, there’s good money in prolonging the problem
Wishes: When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams come true. Unless it’s really a meteorite hurling to the earth which will destroy all life. Then you’re pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it’s death by meteor.
Persistence: it’s over man, let her go
Destiny: you were meant for me, perhaps as a punishment.
Demotivation: Sometimes the best solution for morale problems is just to fire all the unhappy people.
Meetings: None of us is as dumb as all of us
Cluelessness: there are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots
Get to work: you’re not getting paid to believe in the power of your dreams
Elitism: It’s lonely at the top. But it’s comforting to look down upon everything at the bottom
Discovery: A company that will go to the ends of the earth for it’s people will find it can hire them for about 10% of the cost of Americans
Quality: The race for quality has no finish line – so technically, it’s more like a death march.
Irresponsibility: No single rain drop believes it is to blame for the flood
Adversity: That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable
Pessimism: Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it.
Stupidity: Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit are idiots
For more check out the site that sells these posters
Despair, Inc.http://despair
I thought they were funny as hell.. here's some of my favorites.
Hope you enjoy.
Mistakes: It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others (Picture of a ship sinking)
Motivation: If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
Worth: Just because you are necessary doesn’t mean you are important.
Consulting: If you’re not a part of the solution, there’s good money in prolonging the problem
Wishes: When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams come true. Unless it’s really a meteorite hurling to the earth which will destroy all life. Then you’re pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it’s death by meteor.
Persistence: it’s over man, let her go
Destiny: you were meant for me, perhaps as a punishment.
Demotivation: Sometimes the best solution for morale problems is just to fire all the unhappy people.
Meetings: None of us is as dumb as all of us
Cluelessness: there are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots
Get to work: you’re not getting paid to believe in the power of your dreams
Elitism: It’s lonely at the top. But it’s comforting to look down upon everything at the bottom
Discovery: A company that will go to the ends of the earth for it’s people will find it can hire them for about 10% of the cost of Americans
Quality: The race for quality has no finish line – so technically, it’s more like a death march.
Irresponsibility: No single rain drop believes it is to blame for the flood
Adversity: That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable
Pessimism: Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it.
Stupidity: Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit are idiots
For more check out the site that sells these posters
Despair, Inc.http://despair
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