The Dot (a non-pc joke)

[Totoland Mach]

FINALLY SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP. . .

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. We

have always naively thought that it had something to do with
their religion.

The true story has recently been revealed by the Indian Embassy in
Washington, D.C.

When one of these women gets married, she brings with her a dowry. On her
wedding

night, the husband scratches off the dot to see if he has won either a
convenience store,

a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in the United States.

Have a fun, safe Labor Day Weekend Folks!

Toto

 

[Rapidity]

oh man that is terrible.

 

[Tex Star Detail]

Dude......I just spit Fritos on my computer.....thanks




LOL

 

[Reddwarf]

That is just so wrong.

Reminds me of years ago when I saw my boss at work with this black smudge on his forehead. He was talking to his boss so I did not interupt to tell him he had something on his forehead. Later someone mentioned the boss had gone by the Catholic church that morning for lint.

I was so glad I did not say something to him about his black smudge! What do I know? I'm a Jew!

 

[Totoland Mach]

Reddwarf: that's funny!

Stay safe this weekend!

I'm taking my wheel chair bound neighbor to the Good Guys Car Show at Kansas Speedway this weekend. Should be nice looking at 3,000+ rods and customs. With my Auto Geekness, I'll be looking for swirls LOL.

Toto

 

[FloridaNative]

It's Lent Reddwarf! lol Those were ashes on his head. hehehehehe

 

[Rapidity]

I don't get it... I'm southern baptist. ashes?

 

[FloridaNative]

Catholics observe Lent by fasting and putting ashes on their foreheads.

 

[FloridaNative]

Since we're doing non-pc ethnic jokes I have a contribution....

10 Reasons Why Latinos Can't Be Terrorists

1. 8:00am is too early for us to be up.

2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.

3. Pretty people on the plane would distract us.

4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.

5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.

6.We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.

7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.

8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.

9. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.

10. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.

 

[sparkie]

Hee Hee Hee To funny!!!

 

[ScottB]

Ok ... lets be mindful of all the religions, genders, and ethnic backgrounds. We are all detailers ... lets leave it at that.