The Joke Thread

I was talking to my neighbor just before Christmas and his wife's really been bugging him for a special present. She told him it needs to go from 0 to 200 in less that 5 seconds and better be in the driveway Christmas morning! :eek:


Sure enough, Christmas morning in the driveway was her present......


A bathroom scale! :laughing:
 
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