The World Ended. I'm Dead.

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THE WORLD HAS ENDED HERE ! **** IM DEAD AND TYPING FROM DETAILER'S HEAVEN. EVERYTHING IS ON BOGO.

SOME OTHER THINGS I'VE NOTICED IN DETAILER'S HEAVEN:

- Compound never dries
- Microfibers never lint
- Spray Wax never streaks
- There is no pet hair or baby puke on interiors
- Pads never gunk up
- DAs are 12 amps & can correct concrete
- Clear Coat never gets thinner
- ALL water is DI by RO
- The Chemical Guys website makes sense
-When you drop an applicator it always lands product side up
-The noob 7424 XP polisher/pad package actually comes with 5.5" pads (not 6.5" which are useless)
- Duragloss stopped labeling their LSPs as polishes.

Best of all, it never rains right after you wash your car.

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Two things I would like to give you.

1) A high five.

2) A beer of your choice.
 
You know, I thought this was a real post, and not a joke, until you got to the Chemical Guys thing, then I knew it was a joke, because their site will never make sense.
 
- clay bars are not affected by gravity and never hit the ground;
- the inside part of windows is self-cleaning;
- AG doesn't charge shipping to Portugal and our MF Government doesn't tax my order like there is no tomorrow (note: MF doesn't stand for microfiber);
 
swanicyouth said:
THE WORLD HAS ENDED HERE ! **** IM DEAD AND TYPING FROM DETAILER'S HEAVEN. EVERYTHING IS ON BOGO.

SOME OTHER THINGS I'VE NOTICED IN DETAILER'S HEAVEN:

- Compound never dries
- Microfibers never lint
- Spray Wax never streaks
- There is no pet hair or baby puke on interiors
- Pads never gunk up
- DAs are 12 amps & can correct concrete
- Clear Coat never gets thinner
- ALL water is DI by RO
- The Chemical Guys website makes sense
-When you drop an applicator it always lands product side up
-The noob 7424 XP polisher/pad package actually comes with 5.5" pads (not 6.5" which are useless)
- Duragloss stopped labeling their LSPs as polishes.

Best of all, it never rains right after you wash your car.

-
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:props:
 
I must be dreaming?......................:wow:
 
Johny B said:
CG stripper Scent smells for ever.
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CG Stripper got together with Black Light and gave you a private show in the champagne room that lasted for a millennium.






And they had to pull another 1K because it was a BOGO.
 
Haha epic thread !!!


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Employees and helpers could do an entire car without texting. better yet they don't even have thumbs.
 
Packing peanuts are replaced with roasted peanuts.:hungry:
 
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