Top 10 signs you are obsessed with detailing

Always disappointed when I go to look, but still hope that there is some chance that Walmart/Target will start carrying some real detailing products.

Just once it would be cool if some Collinite showed up at one of these places. Just once!!!
 
When you see a nicely-detailed car, but say to yourself- "Meh, that tire dressing is too greasy-looking."
 
When you see a nicely-detailed car, but say to yourself- "Meh, that tire dressing is too greasy-looking."

Or worse yet, they forgot to roll the car and get the bottom of the tires.
 
Do you use the side to side shaking or the up and down shaking? :)

Hadda call me out on that didn’t you??? Hahaha


ANOTHER TOP TEN ADDITION.... when u own an industrial paint shaker for your polishes!!

:D
 
When detailing products become a signature part of your mancaves decor. [this is just a small part that's on display]

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When detailing products become a signature part of your mancaves decor. [this is just a small part that's on display]

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Put a “not for sale” tag on the shelves. Someone might see and ask “how much” :D
 
When you wash your car the night before taking it in for an oil change, including a quik wipe down and dress under the hood + a full wipedown of the leather interior...

So when the oil change guy sits in the drivers seat for that brief moment while he re starts your engine, and feels how crisp and perfect the leather wrapped steering wheel feels then he stops to think "oh my God this car's so freaking CLEAN"!

Lmao. I like when he compliments about how clean the car is.

Btw, I'm going in for an oil change tomorrow morning, and yes I just finished detailing those exact parts of my car lol.

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When even your cat eats, sleeps, and dreams about detailing. lol.

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And then wakes up early morning to be by your side for every detail.

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Your significant other thinks you are having an affair because you spend time in bed on your smart phones/iPads reading and researching Autogeek
 
Your significant other thinks you are having an affair because you spend time in bed on your smart phones/iPads reading and researching Autogeek

Wife: "Who are you talking to"

Us: "It's Jake... from Autogeek"

Wife: "Her car looks hideous and swirled"
 
This is awesome! Hahahaha.


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When a local small town policeman stops ya in the parking lot and asks, "What year is your car?" Especially when it's a 17+ year old daily driver!

Bill
 
When a local small town policeman stops ya in the parking lot and asks, "What year is your car?" Especially when it's a 17+ year old daily driver!

Bill

Exactly!

My truck is 5+ years old, and I get one or two "Congrats on the new truck" comments every week.

I guess regular (non-AG) folks equate clean with new. Too bad for them.
 
When you shower in the morning and apply the bath gel on your sponge as if you are priming your buffing pads...
 
LMAO I'm guilty of #4 n 6 and the other #5 from ScottH . Plus I'm a Virgo and perfection has been my guiding light .

It is a silent type of pride when family members always wonder how I keep my car and truck so clean . And when you see other new vehicles that are coming out of a car wash and you think to yourself what an idiot . And you know that that will be the best that car is ever going to get .
 
No one touches my MF towels:)

Your wife is a keeper. My wife just likes that our cars are clean. My 3 year old always wants to detail my Weathertech mats. And he makes them look perfect and dries them too. Doesn't hurt that they are scrubbed by either him or me 2-3 times a month so the never get too dirty.

If she keeps driving her car in the rain, we are going to have words? LOL. I mean, she owns a few umbrellas?

ScottH
 
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