sparkie
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Two buddies, Jim and Bob, are out fishing in a boat, when Bob hooks
and lands a big beautiful fish.
Jim says "I've brought along a couple of fine cigars for us to enjoy
and to celebrate your fine
catch, but my matches have just gotten wet, and I can't light them."
Bob reaches into his tackle box and produces a very large Bic
lighter, all of 10" long!
Jim asks,” where did you get such a huge lighter?"
Bob tells him he got it from the Genie that lives in his tackle box,
and was granted as a wish.
Jim asks if the Genie would grant him a wish too, and when Bob said
"no problem" , Jim asked
the Genie for a million bucks.
Just then the sky darkened with a million ducks flying overhead,
nearly blocking out the sky!
Jim says, "What the hell was that? I asked for a million bucks, not
ducks!"
Bob shook his head and said, "I forgot to tell you the Genie is a
little hard of hearing. You didn't think I asked for a 10" Bic, did you?
and lands a big beautiful fish.
Jim says "I've brought along a couple of fine cigars for us to enjoy
and to celebrate your fine
catch, but my matches have just gotten wet, and I can't light them."
Bob reaches into his tackle box and produces a very large Bic
lighter, all of 10" long!
Jim asks,” where did you get such a huge lighter?"
Bob tells him he got it from the Genie that lives in his tackle box,
and was granted as a wish.
Jim asks if the Genie would grant him a wish too, and when Bob said
"no problem" , Jim asked
the Genie for a million bucks.
Just then the sky darkened with a million ducks flying overhead,
nearly blocking out the sky!
Jim says, "What the hell was that? I asked for a million bucks, not
ducks!"
Bob shook his head and said, "I forgot to tell you the Genie is a
little hard of hearing. You didn't think I asked for a 10" Bic, did you?
It kind of like the big one that got away story.
