tonyspop said:
I have seen the 7000 royale on their website.For that price,it should come with 3 playboy bunnies in bikinis.You sit back and watch them wax your car.:awesome:
You sure it doesn't? Did you read the fine print?
I mean, I was surprised to see that Souveran came with a pouch, applicator and microfiber cloth,
so maybe in the fine print it says,
"Three Playboy bunnies of your choice, please acknowledge at this time you can only have a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, these cannot be changed, you cannot have two blondes and a redhead, or two redheads and a blonde, or any other combination." "Do not return used product."
"Please acknowlege bunnies are not obligated to wax your car, or anything else."
But then...as the hour grows late, and we find ourselves sipping cognac and sucking on fine cubans in the library next to the fireplace, it is then that the burning qustions of our times cannot help but arise...
Why are we here?
Is the Universe really infinite?
How did primitive Egyptians build the Great Pyramid, with barbaric hand tools, when we could not make one today?
What would Darwin say if he were alive and knew we still haven't found the missing link?
Was Lord Byron really William Shakespeare?
Have aliens really visited the planet?
Are birds really the descendants of dinosaurs?
What happened to the Knights Templar?
Is Nostrodamus and Edgar Cayce correct about what lies in the near future?
Would you allow yourself to be cloned?
Which clearcoat produces the most gloss before wax?
And the most burning question of all...
Would the application of your favorite wax on the buns of three Playboy bunnies to your most favored automobile, result in a more beautific shine than any other method of application???
Gentleman, I dare say, we cannot allow ourselves to fall into decadence by letting these questions go unanswered.