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THE WEDDING NIGHT
Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father
sat him down for a little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you
something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my
pants, handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here - try these on.'
She did and said, 'These are too big I can't wear them.' I
replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and
I always will.' Ever since that night we have never
had any problems."

"Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good
thing to try.

On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here
- try these on." She tried them on and said, "These are too large.
They don't fit me."

Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family
and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget
that."

Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to
Mike. She said, "Here-you try on mine." He did and
said, "I can't get into your pants."

Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your
smart ass attitude, you never will."
 
I knew if I took the time to read each of these, one day someone would make me chuckle. :p
 
I ve been here .... just sitting back watching the kids play. Seems like everyone is having fun and answering each others questions. So lets see who's the first to catch my post count. (prob Jen)
 
killrwheels@autogeek said:
I ve been here .... just sitting back watching the kids play. Seems like everyone is having fun and answering each others questions. So lets see who's the first to catch my post count. (prob Jen)
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Scott, maybe Im mistaken... but dont you usually post every night? Usually you swoop in and properly answer the questions of the day.....
 
aceshigh73 said:
Scott, maybe Im mistaken... but dont you usually post every night? Usually you swoop in and properly answer the questions of the day.....
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evenings, and weekends. Occassionally a morning like today. I am finding that each of you is offering more answers to the newer viewers questions, and so sometimes I actually just monitor for illegal links, double posts, and the occasion bad joke. :p
 
killrwheels@autogeek said:
I knew if I took the time to read each of these, one day someone would make me chuckle. :p
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Hey!! I thought my jokes made you chuckle! :mad: I know you sure as hell get me going sometimes. I don't come near AG with a glass of milk anymore! :p
 
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