VENTING!
When people sitting in the comfort of their air-conditioned office tell those out on their feet how to do their job!
Two things -
1 - Wind makes people tetchy. For the better part of 4 hours, I had been cleaning leaves to the best of my ability despite the cold wind blowing from the south. The ice was thin!
2. You don’t want to be on the receiving end when that ice breaks. I may look tame on the outside, but my bite is vicious and venomous.
Today’s job consists of 3 houses with adjoining back yards, two of which have their back yards back to back. A large hotel runs the full length of the block to the side of the property. Normally, it takes me about 1.5 – 2 hours to mow. But being Autumn, there was plenty of extra to be done cleaning up fallen leaves. With the wind today, I was at hour 3 and had one last part to do, the front lawn and nature strip with a large pear tree which had lost 90% of its leaves in the last two weeks. My method is to blow as much as I can onto the grass, then mow it roughly to deal with the bulk. I then go back in with the blower to push any displaced leaves back off the pavement and onto the lawn for a final cut. With the wind, I was struggling to contain the leaves to the owners property. By this stage, I was getting tetchy.
I then had the groundman of the hotel walking towards me, who had been sent out by the manager after sitting inside watching me on the security cameras supposedly blowing leaves into the hotel property. Apparently, the groundsman was told to blow the leaves back into my face. I was a little sharp in suggesting I was doing my best, that I WAS going to come back and attempt to blow the leaves back, but with the headwind its kinda hard. In any case, I had only just started, I wasn’t even close to being finished! I WAS going to go back and clean up additional leaves along their side of the pavement as a courtesy.
The groundsman agreed the manager was a d.ck. I bluntly asked what his name was, then suggested that if he wanted to come out here and speak to me about, I was more than happy to set him straight, that I was raring for an argument. The guy sort of didn’t know what to say other than he himself had cleaned leaves up 4 times in 3 days, he understood the situation. I pointed to the camera and said the manager is probably listening right now, but again suggested that he could come out here and tell it to my face and I’d would give him a fu.king character reference! He again agreed, said that he would sort the manager out.
Fuming, I continued with my work and was again approached by the groundsman. He actually held out his hand and introduced himself formally. We shook hands and agreed it was a give and take situation, sometimes leaves from his side I clean up, sometimes leaves from my side he cleans up. It was almost like he was apologising on the behalf of the hotel manager’s ignorance, who was sitting inside a climate-controlled office watching others work. I’d like to see him “manage” to remove the tube of my leaf blower from his ass.
I’m usually placid until severely provoked, at which point I SNAP. My father is the same, a very high threshold of tolerance, then BANG. I’ve dealt with the above situations a few times now, its ALWAYS on a windy day with me trying to do my best, ALWAYS an arrogant twit who has no idea what they are dealing with. These jerks are always of the assumption that a gardener with a leaf blower is a menace to society. I never willingly create mess or leave a job site with sh.t all over the road or neighbouring properties………………because I hate it when others do this. But I can’t control the weather or seasons.
And at the end of the day…………………….we are talking about a few stray leaves. In the grand scheme of things, the world is not going to stop turning.
VENTED.