Something funny happened to me the following day after I jokingly said that to you... Warning: This may sound a bit weird to anyone who’s dense or lacks a sense of humor, try to bare with me or better yet don’t read because this is meant for DetailZeus and the people with a sense of humor. Lol.
...Ok, so the next day a friend of mine decides to show up to my house completely unannounced while I’m detailing the H2 Hummer, and to top it off he’s with some chick he just met. So it was pretty bad timing for me because I was supposed to be on somewhat of a time schedule with the Hummer, but I didn’t want to be rude to my friend who I hadn’t seen in a while so I talked with him and the girl for a bit and then left them alone in the mancave while I went back to work on the Hummer... Btw the time I took chilling with them led to near disaster on the Hummer because it led to water spots all over the worst possible vehicle you could have water spots on because of the sheer size of the H2. I had to work extra hard just to remove all the water spots.
But anyways, the funny part happened [not really funny but I couldn’t help but laugh due to the circumstance] when I came back in the house and for some unexplainable reason walked in and found the girl with 1 of my grade A microfiber towels that are the ones I take extreme care of because not only are they expensive, but they don’t even make them anymore. [Meguiars Ultimate Wipes]
She was cleaning her hands or using it to clean something [I can’t remember exactly what she was using it for but it was completely out of line and the 1st thing I noticed when I walked in]... So my 1st thought was “oh hell no, what is this girl doing with my freakin Ultimate Wipe”?! Lol. But of course I had to keep it cool and didn’t say anything about it and all I could think of was what I had joked with you about the previous day in this thread. Lmao.
I went back out after a bit to continue on the Hummer and my friend text me to say he was ready to leave, and when I walked back in the girl once again had my precious microfiber with her and this time she was using it to remove some makeup from her face! Can you believe that! My goodness, all I could do was SMH

lol.
She butchered my good towel and it stinks like perfume too.
Thanks for jinxing me DetailZeus. It’s all your fault.

lol.