What kinda bird did this come out of?

Butthead voice: "Ehhhhh.... That bird must be sick. Huh, huh huh"
 
Definitely a dirty bird. Around here they are nice enough to eat blackberries and poop blue.
 
A freaking pterodactyl!!! Lol

Living up here in the Northeast, and especially out on LI, we have some of the biggest seagulls there are. Their crap mirrors their size. They can either drop a huge bomb like in the OP's pic, or splatter the whole car with about 20 spots as big as a quarter.

Either way, a bird that can digest chicken bones in under a day is NOT the kind of bird poop (read:acid) that you want to sit on your vehicle, protected or not, for ANY amount of time.
 
That's a 3 MF bomb. 1 for the bomb, 1 for QD, and one for glass cleaner.
Just be glad the window wasn't cracked open!
 
I picked a bad spot to park. An overly ripe fruit tree is not what you want to park under. Just a couple of hours later I find this. Pictures are at the DIY car wash on the way home. Pick the wrong time of year to park downtown Frederick and you will get bombed. Crazy thing was that this was in January.

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Actually not a bird bomb at all.

Some kid let his Fudgsicle melt on your roof and run down the side.
 
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