And feel free to say yourself! Lol. I thought I ought to drop by and say hi and introduce myself. I will most likely end up needing help fixing what I do as I start from the beginning learning and experimenting on my cars.
I don't know off hand who the premier detailer in the SF area is but if you find a member on this forum in your area simply look through their posting history at the work they've shared and this will give you an idea if they are qualified or not to work on your car.