Why?

[Jimmie]

Nothing better than a good laugh. Thank You all.

 

[ltoman]

Yea I'm a cave man with lots of primitive instincts . Are you making fun of me again.

Gary, Gary, Gary. Do you not understand the difference between picking on and flirting with?
Did you get a rock dropped on your head in a cave?
lol j/k

 

[Gary Sword]

Gary, Gary, Gary. Do you not understand the difference between picking on and flirting with?
Did you get a rock dropped on your head in a cave?
lol j/k

Yaba daba do Lauren. Are you flirting with me

 

[FloridaNative]

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?​

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?​

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?


Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?​

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?​

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?​

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?​

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?​

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?​

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?​

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?​

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?​

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?​

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?​

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"​

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?​

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?​

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?​

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. ​

Why does Auto Geek keep having sales when I don't have any money left?​

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LOL Too funny!! I have a couple of things I want to know too!!

Why does my husband drink all the juice up and then put the empty bottle back in the refrigerator??

Why does my husband see me asleep and then wake me up to ask me if I was sleeping??

Unsolved Mysteries!

 

[Gary Sword]

Why does my husband drink all the juice up and then put the empty bottle back in the refrigerator??

That's to let you know it needs filled up again.

Why does my husband see me asleep and then wake me up to ask me if I was sleeping??

Even I can explain that one.

 

[dengood1]

Why does my husband see me asleep and then wake me up to ask me if I was sleeping??

I'm sure every man on here can explain that one to ya

 

[FloridaNative]

LOL

 

[dengood1]

you awake? I am now, why? Hmmmm.....

"Do a little dance.......make a little love.......get down tonight"Im the MAN

 

[dengood1]

or maybe that commercial came on that has the girl in the black panties and bra prancing around "perked him up"

 

[Gary Sword]

you awake? I am now, why? Hmmmm.....

"Do a little dance.......make a little love.......get down tonight"Im the MAN

Hmmmm....What was I thinking. I thought her husband wanted her to wake up and go fill up the empty bottle in the frige.

 

[dengood1]

Hmmmm....What was I thinking. I thought her husband wanted her to wake up and go fill up the empty bottle in the frige.

yeah right And while you're in there, get the cool whip and strawberries