Wife bought new body lotion.. (Smells Great)

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For the past week I have been walking around the house smelling the sweet sweet smell of a carnuba wax as various times. I could not figure out why, thought I might have walked something into the house on my shoe or maybe there was a towel the dogs had hidden somewhere.

Well it turned out to be some lotion!! I told her I really like the new lotion it smells great. I wanted to tell her it smells like waxing the car but figured she would not like that to much. You know you have it bad when the smell of a good wax gets you excited!:drool:

In case you guys want to get a present for your wife I was snooping around the bathroom and the stuff is Australian Gold Tan Extender.

Very Nice!! :props:
 
Just spray her with Optimum Car Wax. Has a great smell and will lock in that tan for up to 5 months :laughing:
 
Just spray her with Optimum Car Wax. Has a great smell and will lock in that tan for up to 5 months :laughing:

You say that jokingly, but I've actually used Zaino (Duragloss) leather conditioner as sunblock in a pinch before :props:

And it actually works!
 
I wax my leather shoes with Supernatural ;)

I know of the Australian Gold (don't ask how) .It does smell great to a detailer :)
 
i'm actually on vacation at the beach as I type and just told my wife about the tan extender( wHile reading this post) and her response was I dont like that stuff becuase it smells like car wax!

DING DING DING I said I like that smell!

Her response was it aint going to happen........I'm off for another cold beverage!
 
dad07.... seems like she is on to us. Make sure she does not spread the word to her friends!!:laughing:
 
You guys are killing me!!! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
 
I have that lotion, the smell makes me think of a tropical vacation! And the lotion also happens to smell like the Pinnacle line!
 
Ah, I can see it now ... AG offers a new line of lotions, deodorants and colognes from DP. Products for every 'body' in the house! Coming soon, pet shampoo for Fido and Fluffy, so they too can be clean from de nose to de tail !.
 
Tell her to bathe with Optimum car wash and she'll never need perfume again!
 
For the past week I have been walking around the house smelling the sweet sweet smell of a carnuba wax as various times. I could not figure out why, thought I might have walked something into the house on my shoe or maybe there was a towel the dogs had hidden somewhere.

Well it turned out to be some lotion!! I told her I really like the new lotion it smells great. I wanted to tell her it smells like waxing the car but figured she would not like that to much. You know you have it bad when the smell of a good wax gets you excited!:drool:

In case you guys want to get a present for your wife I was snooping around the bathroom and the stuff is Australian Gold Tan Extender.

Very Nice!! :props:
:postpics:

Just kidding (unless you have some.)
 
Australian Gold smells awesome!!

For those of you who burn like a piece of kindling wood (I'm red headed and have freckles so that's me :() their sun screen products are the best on the market.
 
Here's a thought: get one of your favorite detailing products (like EZ Glaze-smells like grapes), tie up the old lady, and buff her down with a red foam pad. With luck, she'll think it's a turn on and that you're getting kinky in your old age. If she likes it, next time go to the rougher orange pad.

Jim
 
Here's a thought: get one of your favorite detailing products (like EZ Glaze-smells like grapes), tie up the old lady, and buff her down with a red foam pad. With luck, she'll think it's a turn on and that you're getting kinky in your old age. If she likes it, next time go to the rougher orange pad.

Jim

Lol!
 
Here's a thought: get one of your favorite detailing products (like EZ Glaze-smells like grapes), tie up the old lady, and buff her down with a red foam pad. With luck, she'll think it's a turn on and that you're getting kinky in your old age. If she likes it, next time go to the rougher orange pad.

Jim

:buffing::buffing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :wow::whs: :awesome::awesome::awesome:

Im the MANIm the MANIm the MAN

Scent of a Woman....HoooRaaah!!!
 
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