Winter Blond Joke

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It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was

almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to her

car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car

while it warmed up and thought about her situation. She finally remembered

her dad's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she should wait for a

snow plow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in a

snow drift. This made her feel much better and sure enough in a little while

a snow plow went by and she started to follow it.



As she followed the snow plow she was feeling very smug as they continued

and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions as she made

every turn the snowplow made.



After quite some time had passed she was somewhat surprised when the snow

plow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signaled

for her to roll down her window.



The snow plow driver wanted to know if she was all right as she had been

following him for a long time. She said that she was fine and told him of

her dad's advice to follow a snow plow when caught in a blizzard.



The driver replied that it was OK with him and she could continue if she

wanted, but he was done with the Wal-Mart parking lot and was going over to

do the Kmart parking lot next.


Toto (in the midst of a nasty...nasty ice storm)
 
Poor blonds always getting picked on. It sounds like a good day to stay inside and keep that bimmer in the garage.
 
ZThe premise of the joke just made me laugh out loud at the exact point in time that I was going to swallow my coffee. Very Good Joke. But hell on blondes. :applause:
 
OK, another one:

2 blondes are sitting outside up here in Wisconsin on a clear evening looking at the full moon. One blonde says "I wonder which is farther away, the moon or Florida?" And the other blonde replies "Well, duh.......can you SEE Florida?"

My wife told me this.......and she is blonde.....what a gal!!!
 
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