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More on this subject later :doh:

:surrender:

:bat:

:argue:

:dunno:


:bash:


:dig:
 
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"Can't live with them, can't live without them!" Few truer words have been spoken. One of the oldest saying in the book there.
 
hoyt66 said:
"Can't live with them, can't live without them!" Few truer words have been spoken. One of the oldest saying in the book there.
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I thought it was "can't live with them, can't get them to help detail your car"? :dunno:
 
Women


There was a guy walking down the street in San Fransisco, and he tripped over an old looking oil lamp. He picked it up and hid it under his jacket, because he thaught it was priceless. While he was running to the antique shop to cash this puppy in, it rubbed against his shirt. *POOF* A genie popped out of his pocket!

The very angry looking Genie said, "Alright, I have had enough with this three wish stuff, and 'cuz you stole me away from my HBO Special, I will only give you one wish!"

The suprised man said, " OK, I want to live in Hawaii in a huge condo on the beach with three million dollars in the master bedroom, but I am afraid of boats and planes so I want you to build a bridge from here to Hawaii."

The genie replied with a smirk, " Are you crazy? Do you know how long that will take, with the pillars going down to the bottom of the ocean, all the cement it would take for the highway? No I'm sorry, it just can't happen."

The man said with a smile, "Fine then, I want to understand women."

The genie said, " Would you like two lanes or four?"
 
I think their here to stay and I've seen allot of them around lately....especially in stores and malls....Maybe it's their birth place....:dunno:
 
I've said for over three decades that the day a man truly understands a woman is the day he dies...something to do with his brain exploding.
 
Never ever try to figure one out....there are no blueprints to go by....
 
Flash Gordon said:
More on this subject later :doh:

:surrender:

:bat:

:argue:

:dunno:


:bash:


:dig:
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This Happened to me today! Over a stupid soda Bottle!

we were at wally world got some groceries and she wanted some hot wings...no problem,so I got a soda to wash them down in the car.......went to open the bottle and GUSH it came every where!!!!!! so after a few choice words it was on

we started to :argue:

then I wanted to:bat:

then she began to:bash: because I opened the bottle.

I started to:dig: and finally :surrender:

had to go 3 more stores after that and still sticky over it and its my fault? :dunno:
 
dad07 said:
had to go 3 more stores after that and still sticky over it and its my fault? :dunno:
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Dontcha know... if a tree falls in the forest and there's no woman around to hear it you're still wrong.

TL <--- reformed hubby and blissfully single
 
hoyt66 said:
"Can't live with them, can't live without them!" Few truer words have been spoken. One of the oldest saying in the book there.
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I believe the correct wording is "Can't live with em, can't kill em!"
Seriously though, I'm sorry you're having a bad day. After 25 years of marriage, I can tell you with a fair degree of certainty that men aren't perfect either. Keeping a relationship working is the hardest job you'll ever have. It's also the most rewarding. Usually when our female half is angry at us, it's because:
1. We screwed up, in reality or in their opinion.
2. They're pissed/upset about something else but aren't saying.
3. They are part of a percentage of women who go through extreme mood swings near their period.
4. They are just built that way and you should cosider an exit strategy.
Unfortunately most people are poor at mind reading, so the only way to know is to ask! You may get an earful of stuff you don't enjoy hearing but in the end you'll both feel better. If not, go back to number 4.
Good luck.
 
If it makes you feel better.....most women can't figure out other women either. That is why we talk about each other all the time. Most of us just want our husbands/boyfriends to read our minds and know what we are thinking or want you to say.

For men....it really is quite simple....just say "yes dear" do what she asks and go on about your business.

Jenn
 
Jenn1270 said:
Most of us just want our husbands/boyfriends to read our minds and know what we are thinking or want you to say.


Jenn
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Both sexes are guilty of this and it causes a lot of problems in relationships. Wouldn't it be great if our partner always knew what we wanted or needed. Unfortunately we can't read minds as you point out. I guess that means we have to talk to each other. Simple solution but unfortunately something too many people avoid.
 
Jenn1270 said:
If it makes you feel better.....most women can't figure out other women either. That is why we talk about each other all the time. Most of us just want our husbands/boyfriends to read our minds and know what we are thinking or want you to say.

For men....it really is quite simple....just say "yes dear" do what she asks and go on about your business.

Jenn
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Your words hold great truth.

About 15 years ago, I asked my wife's great uncle his secret to staying happily married at his 65th wedding anniversary party.

Two words.

"Yes Dear"

And yet, I still sometimes forget. :doh:
 
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