Women!!!!!

A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.

Words to live by.
 
truckbutt said:
I believe the correct wording is "Can't live with em, can't kill em!"


Yeah truckbutt I know thats how some say. Me too at times. My good friend always says "If they didn't have a @#%*& they'd be extinct!"

Wait a minute.....then we'd all be extinct
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There are two steps to a blissful marriage:
1. Having an amazing sex life.
2. Making sure your wife doesn't find out about your amazing sex life.

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True story ...
I met a couple who had been married for close to 50 yrs. I said wow whats the secret ?
The man whispers in my ear ....
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She never let me have a gun !!!!!
 
Totally agree with Flash there!! :bat: to protect me from them all
 
I've been with the same woman for 28 years,if my wife ever finds out she'll kill me.
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I'm a very happily married man!!!! Or, so I'm told.
 
aerogt01 said:
There are two steps to a blissful marriage:
1. Having an amazing sex life.
2. Making sure your wife doesn't find out about your amazing sex life.

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LMAO!!

The wife said she was going to cut me off...told her she couldn't...she didn't know were I was getting it!
 
My hair isn't silver for nothing. My best advice... Don't talk in your sleep.
 
Kurt_s said:
Your words hold great truth.

About 15 years ago, I asked my wife's great uncle his secret to staying happily married at his 65th wedding anniversary party.

Two words.

"Yes Dear"

And yet, I still sometimes forget. :doh:
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Before I got married my employer who is like a second father to me gave me this advice regarding marriage: You can be right or you can be happy. And yet, I too, sometimes forget.
 
The "Yes, Dear," is right on!
I sometimes tell her that, "If women were in charge, we'd still be living in caves." She loves that one!
She bitches about all the time and $$$ I spend on detailing/supplies UNTIL I do her car!

Jim
 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3S_oapz55w]Mike Bloomfield / Al Kooper "Man's Temptation" - YouTube[/video]
 
I asked my wife how God could've created something so beautiful, yet so stupid

She replied:

Thats easy...."God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me. He made me stupid so I would be attracted to you"
 
Flash Gordon said:
I asked my wife how God could've created something so beautiful, yet so stupid

She replied:

Thats easy...."God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me. He made me stupid so I would be attracted to you"
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There's no doubt about it, this is true love! :props:
 
BobbyG said:
There's no doubt about it, this is true love! :props:
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Sometimes I turn into Lughead and forget who's really in charge

Afterall, whats wrong with having more money tied up in shoes then in the savings account

Yes, I am the stupid one :help:
 
ill post back in 20 something years how's in been going with me! ive been with my girlfriend since high school and its been almsost 4 years now! its all been great SO FAR.:xyxthumbs:
 
"If women don't find you handsome they should at least find you handy." Red Green:xyxthumbs:
 
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