Women!!!!!

No woman will ever be satisfied because no man will ever have a chocolate p*n!s that shoots out money. ~Author Unknown
(edited for prudence sake) :D

Bob
 
93fox said:
ill post back in 20 something years how's in been going with me! ive been with my girlfriend since high school and its been almsost 4 years now! its all been great SO FAR.:xyxthumbs:
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The key word in your post is GIRLFRIEND. Once it turns to WIFE, it's a whole nother story!
 
If your wife stops giving you sex it can be traced back to a food she surely ate.....its called wedding cake
 
erock said:
If your wife stops giving you sex it can be traced back to a food she surely ate.....its called wedding cake
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It has nothing to do with the cake. It has everything to do with forgetting to take out the garbage and leaving your underwear on the floor.
 
How is it everytime I loan her money (seperate then what we keep together) she NEVER pays me back the full amount!!! :bat:

Its like, "Lets pay all the bills with your money, go on vactaion with our money, and I'm keeping mine for myself" :)


I'll never be able to have the things I want... :cry:
 
Jenn1270 said:
It has nothing to do with the cake. It has everything to do with forgetting to take out the garbage and leaving your underwear on the floor.
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If we wanted to pick up our underwear we wouldn't have gotten married.
 
Omg I am not the only one with that problem.... She borrows money, says il pay you back... And then offers to use the money she owes me for us to do something....WTF! And if I do try to actually collect.. She makes me feel bad about it..
 
tw33k2514 said:
Omg I am not the only one with that problem.... She borrows money, says il pay you back... And then offers to use the money she owes me for us to do something....WTF! And if I do try to actually collect.. She makes me feel bad about it..
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Yea, I've been down the guilt trip highway to many times. Now I just hang my head, put out my hand, and take whatever she offers

Still pisses me off though :)
 
Well, I was married, my ex used to say, "I'm getting sick of seeing all this stuff delivered here, it's either me or those cars!"

I'm still detailin! :dblthumb2:

okay, I need to correct this statement, I do have a wonderful gf now that spoils me rotten, but I sometimes get in trouble because I don't have ESP...
 
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Now she wants me to stop @ Walgreens and pick up some stuff for HER :bash:

She says she has no money because she had to pay me back :dig:
 
golliger said:
If we wanted to pick up our underwear we wouldn't have gotten married.
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Every time he leaves his underwear on the floor just throw it in the garbage he forgets to take out!:D

Eventually he wont have any and half the problem will be solved.

You can take the garbage out and then the other half of the problem solved . Give him another chore that he likes doing :props:
 
Some of you guys are wimps ! Dont let a woman boss you around and take your money. :nomore:Stand up for yourselves!:xyxthumbs:
 
Finally came out in paperback.
"UNDERSTANDING WOMEN"
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buddhadog said:
Some of you guys are wimps ! Dont let a woman boss you around and take your money. :nomore:Stand up for yourselves!:xyxthumbs:
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Its not even worth it anymore ^

She wins :surrender:
 
........... get back in the kitchen and make me dinner??? and thats all i have to say, about that.. lol jk
 
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