You know you are an Autogeek when...

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Ive seen this done on a few car forums and it can often times turn out pretty funny. Maybe the same will be the case here. If it sounds like a stupid idea I apologize ahead of time lol. I will kick it off...

You know you are an autogeek when it takes you roughly 2-3 hours to apply Pinnacle Souveran because after each panel you buff you just kind of stare at the paint in amazement for 15min before moving on to the next panel.
 
...you spend a whole weekend detailing one car.

...you spend more $$$ on detailing products than go-fast mods.

...you place an order at least once a month.

the list just goes on and on, LOL!
 
MadOzodi said:
...you spend more $$$ on detailing products than go-fast mods.
the list just goes on and on, LOL!
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My biggest problem right there lol, I've had a set of Mac long tube headers that should be sent out to be jet hot coated. But I'm thinking of buying a Flex instead. I think the Flex is going to have to wait, these need to be coated before they go one. Then I need a new mid pipe (and Bassani cat back to match) :(. I need cheaper hobbies :buffing:
 
....Driving around the wet spots in the road so your car doesn't get dirty before its time.

...You plan around your next round of golf later in the day so you can get that 2nd coat of Souveran on the car.
 
you know your an Autogeek when .... you go to other sites as say "Oh yeah, Autogeek offers that too " !!
 
wytstang said:
My biggest problem right there lol, I've had a set of Mac long tube headers that should be sent out to be jet hot coated. But I'm thinking of buying a Flex instead. I think the Flex is going to have to wait, these need to be coated before they go one. Then I need a new mid pipe (and Bassani cat back to match) :(. I need cheaper hobbies :buffing:
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OMG LTs first man...wth r your priorities?!?! :D

Racin10s said:
....Driving around the wet spots in the road so your car doesn't get dirty before its time.

...You plan around your next round of golf later in the day so you can get that 2nd coat of Souveran on the car.
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Ya, one must truly avoid wet spots in the road lest the detailing gods striketh yee down with furious vengeance or whatever...easy, I quit playin golf.

killrwheels@autogeek said:
you know your an Autogeek when .... you go to other sites as say "Oh yeah, Autogeek offers that too " !!
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LOL, I try not to do that...however, I have no qualms about saying that on the Mazda boards I frequent.
 
....when you have half of your products in your trunk in-case something happens while your out.
 
.........when you have more than two different waxes; two different..............etc.
 
...while driving your co-workers to lunch, they complement you on how clean your car is, but you growl "Not by my standards!", as you have not yet started your spring full detail (happened to me the other day). :p

-What have I become??? :eek:
 
oh boy i love these threads:

1) you own one of each carnauba AG has ever sold. Including sig series I.
2) you have more money invested in detailing supplies than in-car accessories.
3) your relatives have hidden your porter cable 6 times.
4) your shower is sealed with the klasse twins.
5) water beads off your wodden furniture and bunches on your counter tops.
6) you know every possible in-home use of the porter cable
7) when you were told to clean your rug, you sprayed it down with DP Carpet cleaner, scrubbed it and extracted.

and it goes on...
 
ryandamartini said:
oh boy i love these threads:

1) you own one of each carnauba AG has ever sold. Including sig series I.
2) you have more money invested in detailing supplies than in-car accessories.
3) your relatives have hidden your porter cable 6 times.
4) your shower is sealed with the klasse twins.
5) water beads off your wodden furniture and bunches on your counter tops.
6) you know every possible in-home use of the porter cable
7) when you were told to clean your rug, you sprayed it down with DP Carpet cleaner, scrubbed it and extracted.

and it goes on...
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1 and 4 have personal meaning to me too :D
 
ryandamartini said:
oh boy i love these threads:

1) you own one of each carnauba AG has ever sold. Including sig series I.
2) you have more money invested in detailing supplies than in-car accessories.
3) your relatives have hidden your porter cable 6 times.
4) your shower is sealed with the klasse twins.
5) water beads off your wodden furniture and bunches on your counter tops.
6) you know every possible in-home use of the porter cable
7) when you were told to clean your rug, you sprayed it down with DP Carpet cleaner, scrubbed it and extracted.

and it goes on...
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I like #s 3 and 7
 
OMG LTs first man...wth r your priorities?!?!
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Yeah I know, I should do this before summer hits. Keep the temps down so she runs cooler. O.K o.K Flex is is back of the bus now lol.
 
...you buy new LC pads when you already have unopened ones
..when you buy a wax that comes in engraved wooden box
...when you purposely install swirls to try out new products
...when you continually rinse the car to watch it bead and sheet
...when you foam a car b/c it looks cool
...when you use Woolite Laundry Detergant on leather
...when you randomly make a cart on Autogeek and then clear it and start over
...when you spend your life on a detailing forum talking about products
...when you have gotten in an argument over the best polish
...when you make "you know you are a...." types of posts
...when you want to post the most so people will like you
...when you uses a grout sponge on a car
...when you buy new products just so your arsenal can be bigger
...wetsand and polish your metal stool
...when you use detailing products to clean other stuff (fish tanks)
...when you point out swirl marks on friends cars
...when your detailing products cant fit in a truck and you have to buy a trailer
...when you tell your mom the house cleaners are doing bad because there are swirls on the toilet seat cover
 
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not me personally but....

YOU BUY PRODUCT BASED ON HOW GOOD IT SMELLS! :D:D:D (just kidding Tom)
 
...when you glove box serves as and emergency kit including 4oz sprayers filled with: QD, Tire Shine, Spray Wax, Glass Cleaner, and APC; and which you consider (on more than one occasion) walking back to the car to get when you see a bird bomb cooking on some poor car as you walk into the mall.
 
wytstang said:
My biggest problem right there lol, I've had a set of Mac long tube headers that should be sent out to be jet hot coated. But I'm thinking of buying a Flex instead. I think the Flex is going to have to wait, these need to be coated before they go one. Then I need a new mid pipe (and Bassani cat back to match) :(. I need cheaper hobbies :buffing:
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You should be banned :D
 
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