You know you have OCDD(Obsessive Compulsive Detailing Disorder) when_____________

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You know you have OCDD when:
1. You always have a pack of MF towels, at least one QD, and one spay wax in the trunk and a mf behind the front seat.
2. You always find one more spot to buff after you put everything away.
3. You want to QD the car even though you did it yesterday and it still looks great.
4. You believe that if two top coats are good, three must be better.
5. You're giving advice in the detailing supplies aisle of the Autozone even though nobody's asking.
6. You're buying things recommended in the Product Review forum even though you have two products on the shelf that you haven't tried yet.
7. Your co-workrs start telling you how well you take care of your car.
8. Your wife learns how to use the Flex so you can spend time together on the weekend.
9. You look at other people's cars while driving and think to yourself on how dirty they look, and then make a plan of how you would detail them.
10. When people ask you who some of your favorite writers are, you reply Mike Phillips.
11........................................................Please add your own thoughts.
 
you cant sleep at night so you wake up at 2am and do a rinseless wash on your vehicle followed by 2 coats of wax!... (ah what a fun night that was)
 
After a long road trip you can't sleep at night or have nightmares due to having flashbacks of all the heavy swirls you saw on the cars that were on the road with you.
 
When you start detailing your bicycle, lawn/yard equipment, and just about every other thing around the house along with your car.
 
Or wanting to go up to people sitting in their cars on the ride home when traffics stopped and tell them, "I can fix those scratches and swirls for you." That happens to me daily lol.
 
RaskyR1 said:
When you start detailing your bicycle, lawn/yard equipment, and just about every other thing around the house along with your car.
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No lie! I tried out BFWD on my laptop. It is so slick and shiny now. I should have done before and after photos.
 
When a coworker tells you "I had the dealer wash my car, and they used that good wax, that industrial Turtle Wax stuff" you reply "What's that?"
 
You won't pass a semi in a rain storm until you hit dryer highway.
Or,
You cringh, and cuss bugs hitting your car.
Or
You sit straight up in bed because you're not sure of the latest sale code for tomorrows order.
Or...........
 
When you put 303 protectant on your trash can and hope the garbage men don't scuff it up.
 
RaskyR1 said:
When you start detailing your bicycle, lawn/yard equipment, and just about every other thing around the house along with your car.
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:iagree:

About to do my snow blower before winter. (Saw someone else do it, might as well do mine!) :laughing:
 
You polish the muffler because you can see it when look at the underside of the rear bumper.

(I confess - I've done this!)

Regards,
GEWB
 
follow your toddler around with a bottle of OPC 3:1 to wipe down any mess he makes in the house and car:xyxthumbs:
Look for spots on the car so you have an excuse to re wash the whole car again this week !
 
when your buddy brings his 1986 Toyota Corolla in for a wash and leaves with a 3 step polish job and a bill for $100.00
 
When you're wearing a $60 necktie and use it to wipe a smudge off the side of the door.

:doh:
 
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