You know you have OCDD(Obsessive Compulsive Detailing Disorder) when_____________

Did the wifes liberty this morning and it just rained...mannnn...the sun is badk out. So out I go with the leaf blower....and it is all dry again... Wife heard the leaf blower and she came out and just started to laugh....
 
When you assure your wife that the "AUTO GEEK BANNER" that you received is attributable only because you were within the first 50 to place your order.
 
Hope no co-worker needs a ride anywhere since you just detailed interior.

Check forecast 6 times a day to be sure Saturday will be nice so you can detail.

Wake up two hours before sunrise, too excited to sleep it is Saturday, detail time.

Use your steamer to clean wife's oven and then instruct her not to dirty it by cooking.

Spend the day day dreaming about detailing.

No matter how good the car looks always trying to go to the next level.

Check UPS/FEDEX tracking daily for your next shipment of supplies you don't really need.

Are reading this thread with great interest and enthusiasm.
 
when you do an ONR on yourself and dog...... :idea:
 
When you find yourself shaking each bottle of product, dusting it off, and placing it carefully on the shelf with military precision....:awman:
 
Vrtcl said:
Check forecast 6 times a day to be sure Saturday will be nice so you can detail.

Spend the day day dreaming about detailing.

No matter how good the car looks always trying to go to the next level.

Check UPS/FEDEX tracking daily for your next shipment of supplies you don't really need.
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Guilty:xyxthumbs::xyxthumbs::xyxthumbs::xyxthumbs:
 
When you detail your wax pots because you cant stand the swirls marks. (SV Acrylic wax pots)
 
Guilty as well on most.
Heres one...When your daughter is afraid to eat in your car on a road trip even after you told her she could. She just sat there and said "I don't know if I can"
 
one more..

When you're upset that when washing your car it beaded water because that means you really don't need to wax it.
 
You're so proud of how rain drops on the hood roll up toward towards the windshield while you're driving or you constanly stare at the hood to see the reflections instead of the car in front of you.
 
when you look for swirls at other cars while on stop.
when you inspect for bird bombs every time you passed by your car or look out from the window.
when you wipe/dust your dash before you drive for work
 
truckbutt said:
You're so proud of how rain drops on the hood roll up toward towards the windshield while you're driving or you constanly stare at the hood to see the reflections instead of the car in front of you.
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that's pretty accurate sir!

When you look for waxed/sealed cars while it's raining, saying to yourself, "no beading, beading, no beading, no beading, no beading, that one has something on it, no beading, most likely a collinite."
 
You own a convertable and you wont put the top down because you dont want to get dust on the seats.
 
truckbutt said:
You're so proud of how rain drops on the hood roll up toward towards the windshield while you're driving or you constanly stare at the hood to see the reflections instead of the car in front of you.
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I'm guilty of this
 
The hurricane just passed. You check for any damage to the house and cars. Then you reach for the drying towel.
 
truckbutt said:
You're so proud of how rain drops on the hood roll up toward towards the windshield while you're driving or you constanly stare at the hood to see the reflections instead of the car in front of you.
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Can't tell you how many times I've watched the water slide right off the hood while I'm driving! There was a car in front of me? :eek:.........Where? :laughing:
 
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