You know your addicted to detailing when...

When you justify buying $2300 worth of AG products by detailing two cars on a raining week?????
 
When you justify the expense by telling anyone that it's cheaper than a mistress or cocaine.

And they know you are right.
 
You've thought about polishing your MacBook.

Yeah, been there.

Done that. :lol:
 
When it becomes almost unbearable to look at peoples filthy and scratched up cars in parking lots. It almost hurts!

Even more painful to look at peoples nasty wheels covered in brake dust:help:
 
When it's hard to just give a customer a wash and wax and not do paint correction even when your wifes yelling at you to stop giving free services away and you still one step it anyways! Or on your personal vehicles you spend 15 hours getting every last swirl out and then let the wife clean the car with only one mf towel knowing it's gonna swirl it up just so you can break out the polisher for more fun :)
 
Your idea of a dream vacation is a trip to Detail Fest! Im the MAN
 
Every time you see the neighbors black car and secretly wish, "Man I'd like to have a go at that."

Bill
 
...when your wife starts asking you to start paying as much attention to her as you do with your car.
 
Bill...are you sure you are talking about your neighbor's car?
 
feel car sick in your in-laws car b/c its so dirty

p.s. im cleaning the interior today for them lol.
 
You know you're addicted to detailing when you're mainlining M105, and drinking Collinite 845.
 
When u wax the jar the wax is in..... Which began by opening the jar and smelling it!!!
 
Your neighbors are shaking their head at you detailing a car with snow still on the ground.... It was above 40 degrees. Ok yes maybe I have a problem.

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Got a good one

When you get out of the pool and notice your body isn't beading water so you do a 50/50 on your body with lotion and get in and out of the pool to see the beading action. Lol My wife and I got a big laugh out that oneIm the MAN
 
Anyone polished the back of their iPhone yet? I just did :D
 
Your addicted when you tell yourself time and time again this will not continue...I'm finding a new line of work, then next thing you know, your right back doing the same thing
 
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