You know your addicted to detailing when...

When your P/C and soft buff pads have saved you big $ on the Charmaine.
 
I waxed my detailing cart and toolbox after I assembled them. Oh and I dressed my polishers-mainly to keep the dust from attracting to them.
 
I knocked the snow off my Kayak to start washing. Then made plans to polish it seal it and wax...:buffing:
 
Lol glad I'm not the only one. I've waxed A LOT of non car surfaces such as my microwave, stereo, toy cars, and more. Just Sunday it was about 30 degrees and I was sooooo bored that I did a full paint correction on my gf's 350z. I had to wash the car in sections then pour hot water on it to melt the shell of ice so it could be dried. Shoulda seen the looks of the neighbors faces Haha.

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When your driving into the store in the morning and mis-read the sign posted at the local cafe:

"Polish Sausage"

I was gonna post that one right away when it happened :laughing: I'm either addicted, or it was too early in the morning, or both -probably both.
 
When your driving into the store in the morning and mis-read the sign posted at the local cafe:

"Polish Sausage"

I was gonna post that one right away when it happened :laughing: I'm either addicted, or it was too early in the morning, or both -probably both.

That's a good one! First time I read the post I read it the same way! Then I finished reading your post and was like...oh duh!
 
That's a good one! First time I read the post I read it the same way! Then I finished reading your post and was like...oh duh!
:iagree:

I mean when you see polish here...how else do you pronounce it?:)
 
You detail your wax collection! and wax your outside AC unit!
 
when your up at 5:30 am on a saturday morning. you have your plan of attack and go to work. your neighbors look out their windows and are convinced your CRAZY.

when winter comes. you get depressed. as you move all your product inside the house and shut off the outside water supply. but on a good note, you stock up on sales during the winter so your ready come spring!

when people driving by see your foam gun in use......and stare!

when you wash your vehicle two or more times a week.

when the neighbors think "omg, another coat of wax?"

when you still wash & detail even tho they are calling for rain.

you get nervous when your running low on your favorite products.

when you think $30-$50 is not too much for a gallon of foam gun soap.

BOGO is like hitting the lottery for you.
 
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When the highlight of your week is Friday at BOGO time.

When you seal and wax your riding lawn mower (guilty).
 
when you chrome polish and wax golf clubs...last night..
 
Most of the above and when you wax your guitars at least once a month.
 
When you have polished and sealed your windows in your house..

When you take your BHB and detail your keyboard and mouse
 
When you notice the swirl marks in the mangled wreck on the side of the road before anything else.

When you sit in Chili's and look at the swirl marks in the tile on the tables and wonder if you can take them out.

When you start looking for a pink buffer to give your daughter on her first b-day.
 
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