You know you're a detailer when...

Ok, I'll start.

...you see swirls in EVERYTHING! Not only other cars on the raod, but in glass, cookware, cell phone screens.
 
... you fold your bath towel in 4 or 8 sides to dry yourself after taking a shower.
 
Your most visited sites on your home computer and phone are detailing sites...

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You use waxes around the house so that you can get that "beading and sheeting action" in places like the shower or counter tops.
 
When you've contemplated putting opticoat on your toilet seat!

When you see a brand new car and are the only one thinking about how crappy the paint looks and the methods you would use to make it look like a new car should!

When your own vehicles look like crap because your too busy making everyone else's look great!

When you would vote YES for legislation that would ban ALL automated car wash bays!

When you call the dealership 4 times an hour to make sure they don't wash your car after the service!
 
Your bored and you polish and then wax your plastic bathroom countertop.

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Reason #1:
When you think that, by purchasing all the different types of polishers available...
that you'll never have to do any more buffing by hand.
(But then you remember that was the same reason that you thought you got married for)

Reason #2:
When you now see what the latest posts are, on a detailing forum such as AGO's,
before the porn sites grabs your attention.


Bob
 
You go and smell your waxes because you miss the smell!

When you coat your ps4 and MacBook just to say you coated something new.

When you coat your Oakley frames with opti coat so they look glossy and stay protected.
 
You clean your glass top stove and prep with Pinnacle Black Label Surface Cleansing Polish, then apply Pinnacle Black Label Diamond Surface Coating to the glass top. After admiring the shine, you give your shoes a wipe of Pinnacle Black Label Leather and Vinyl Coating because you can !
 
When my wife ask me to go shopping and buy anything I want, I always say thank you but I have a car to work on.
She totally doesn't get it.

Having a difficult week at work but can't wait for the weekend,not to relax, no no, give me something to detail.

This weekend I picked up a 2001 Camry, not horrible but will take time to get it like I want it.
Told the customer to drop it off by 8am.
Weeeeeeee, more fun and making money to boot:)

So I'll have a blast tomorrow:)

See?, sick. Lol
Will be using my DeWalt 849x. :)
 
Reason #3:
When "The Good Wife" gets done waxing...
I hose her down: To see how well she beads.

Bob
 
When you run out of toilet paper and yell," Hunnyyyyyy, can you grab me some MicroFibers!!!!"
 
FUNX725 said:
Reason #1:
When you think that, by purchasing all the different types of polishers available...
that you'll never have to do any more buffing by hand.
(But then you remember that was the same reason that you thought you got married for)




Bob
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Out on a Friday night, still constantly checking your phone to see AGO updates.


Can't drink too much on Friday cause we gotta wake up early Saturday to detail lol.
 
When your wife spots paint defects in every car she sees
 
When you watch Top Gear (U.K.) on Netflix and you notice all the holograms and swirls on the cars they test...makes me sad :(
 
When you feel compelled to roll your window down and shout at the guy in the pay-and-spray bay next to you to Stop using the brush
 
You try to sum up a job like polishing all the plexiglas aroun your backyard wall (BTW, any suggestions)?
 
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