You Know You're An Autogeek When...

...after layers of sealant and wax you pounder could you really pull off the hood-slide! But you dare not do so - but it always crosses your mind.
 
When you cant wait to get home to was you car because you saw some polen on it. The car was washed yesterday :@


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DealerDetailer said:
...after layers of sealant and wax you pounder could you really pull off the hood-slide! But you dare not do so - but it always crosses your mind.
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HAHHAHAHAH I've always thought about doing this LMAO!!!
 
... When you park at the farthest point in the parking lot even if it's empty.
 
Marc I think thats gotta be the number 1 "You Know You're An Autogeek When..."
 
ziggo99 said:
I said last night I made a spreadsheet...here it is.
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Holy crap! I didn't even know you could do that with Excel...and I don't know what half those buttons are, either. Makes my little price/size comparison sheets look pretty pathetic...
 
Wwwwooowwww that's some spreadsheet!!!
 
...when your sister steals the California Car Duster to dust the house...
 
habeba86 said:
When your girlfriend starts to find it NOT weird when you shove detailing products in her face and go "do you think this smells good?"
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HAHA I do that all the time!


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shoeless89 said:
HAHA I do that all the time!


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Did that just last night, was squeezing the leather conditioner bottle a little at a time to run the smell out, suddenly I have conditioner all over my face and I inhaled some. I could smell it all night that's for sure.
 
...you spend 30 minutes attempting to compose a limerick of your favorite product or line...
and when done, you feel the same elation as though you have just blinged out the whip!
 
...You just got done washing, drying, and applying some spray wax on the car and you literally walk around the car with a huge grin on your face and all you keep saying to yourself is "damn she looks good!!!"
 
:laughing:When your girlfriend / wife is literally afraid to take any drinks or food into the car, even if given "special" permission.

My girlfriend last time I told her she could eat in the car, it was 25 degrees outside, but she insisted we eat outside so I dont yell at her :laughing:
 
WHOAH!!! Mike...she's a keeper!!! lol!
 
Mike McDonald said:
My girlfriend last time I told her she could eat in the car, it was 25 degrees outside, but she insisted we eat outside so I dont yell at her :laughing:
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Man...when I get the "...so you don't yell at me" I'm never sure if I should think "good! finally got her trained!" or "oh man...what kind of jerk am I?"
 
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